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without throwing your cat across the room

twitchquotes: Hello this is Twitch staff. Unfortunately we have been notified that you have now reached 24 hours of stream time without throwing your cat across the room. As stated in our TOS, we require that all streamers must throw at least one pet a distance of 3 metres on camera in order to maintain the ability to stream. Failure to do so will result in your stream being disabled permanently. We will now unfortunately have to terminate your account. Thank you for your cooperation.

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November 2019

Hi Kripp, it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater. I heard you are trying to play other games when we need you here at Skyrim to clean up the dragons. Quit what you are doing right now and come join me as the new Whiterun Thane. My axe is ready as your reward.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

What happened to this ad? :(

Full of acknowledgment of the farce he has become

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Kill cummand face, huntard hardest deck in the game

twitchquotes: ｒｅｙｎａｄｉｓｄｅｅｐｉｎｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ．＇ｄｏｉｐｌａｙｍｙｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄｄｏｇｃａｒｄｎｏｗｏｒｌａｔｅｒ？＇．ｈｅｍａｋｅｓｔｈｅｍｉｓｐｌａｙｂｕｔｉｔｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔｍａｔｔｅｒ．ｈｅｋｉｌｌｃｕｍｍａｎｄｓｔｈｅｆａｃｅ．ｈａｒｄｅｓｔｄｅｃｋｉｎｔｈｅｇａｍｅ．

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April 2014

Reynad

The Tuck Frump movement started in 1944

twitchquotes: The Tuck Frump movement started in 1944 as a splinter group of the French Resistance. Though initially suppressed by the Nazi superweapon "U-Boat mode", the movement gained strength as the war went on. Today we honor the brave veterans that stood against facism with their rallying cry, Tuck Frump.

twitch chat

January 2015

Trump

What happened to this ad? :(

Diablo 2 is a top down shooter from the 1800s

twitchquotes: Hi Octavian, I've been watching your stream for some days now and I really enjoy it! Actually no, I hate it. You think you're always right when you play that cardgame and now you're playing some topdown shooter from the 1800's, dude grow up. Kid ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

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November 2014

Kripp

Artosis the Great

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian! This is your lord and saviour, Artosis the Great! I have boarded my private jet to Greecerino to meet you and your lovely wiferino Rania. See you soon! Much loverino, please no dan marino gran torino

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April 2014

Kripp

Urgot demands playtime!

twitchquotes: Dear Mr Rodriguez Qtpie. This is Urgot, the best ranged champion since Thresh ADC. I must confess that I find your consistant playing of other ADCs whilst neglecting me racist. Urgot demands playtime!! Kappa

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December 2014

imaqtpie

WSB Buy $COCK

Buy $COCK. I heard WSB is buying $COCK and $COCK IS THE NEXT BIG THING. $COCK IS RISING TODAY. Do your own DD on $COCK and let me know how much you like $COCK. 💎✊ your 🚀🚀🚀 $COCK to the 🌑

February 2021

WallStreetBets

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.

August 2021

What happened to this ad? :(

Mayan donger predictions

twitchquotes: 乁₪((☼Ữ☼))₪ㄏ Mayan donger predicts the end of the world will be upon us when dongers stop raising.

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November 2014

Forsen

Wanna buy some dongers?

twitchquotes: ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ Psst… Moderator, you wanna buy some dongers?

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January 2019

I'M SO STUPID I'M GONNA SHIT

twitchquotes: YOU SHOULD OF LEROYED OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING STUPID I'M GONNA SHIT

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March 2014

Reynad

Don't just feel casual look casual!

twitchquotes: COMING SOON!! Casual wear by Kripparian! Don't just feel casual look casual! Just pay the low low price of 4.99$ a month. And you took can look and act like a casual! Order now and get a free brofist!

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November 2014

Kripp

Is that your knee or you just excited to see me?

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is that your knee or you just excited to see me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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November 2014

Kripp

(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

Chat, don't salt the slug

twitchquotes: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽ CHAT, DON'T SALT THE SLUG. ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽

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January 2015

Reynad

Little Donger and the BDC

twitchquotes: Qtpie I need help. I have a little donger so I am unable to join the BDC. Please send help and advice otherwise I will forever be a part of the small donger squad. Promote me from the SDS to the BDC please it is all I have ever wanted.

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July 2014

imaqtpie

Mom, twitch chat is not a documentary on Nazis!

twitchquotes: ＭｙｍｏｍｊｕｓｔｗａｌｋｅｄｉｎｔｏｍｙｒｏｏｍａｎｄａｓｋｅｄｗｈｙＩｗａｓｗａｔｃｈｉｎｇａｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔａｒｙｏｎＨｉｔｌｅｒｓｔｏｐｏｆｆｉｃｅｒｓ．Ｉｔｏｌｄｈｅｒ "Ｎｏｍｏｍｉｔ＇ｓｊｕｓｔｔｗｉｔｃｈｃｈａｔｍｏｄｓ" ＳｈｅｃａｌｌｅｄｍｅａＪｅｗｈａｔｅｒａｎｄｂｕｒｎｅｄａＳｗａｓｔｉｋａｉｎｔｏｍｙｆｏｒｅｈｅａｄ．

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August 2014

Trump

Kripp is actually still living in Canada

twitchquotes: Kripp Is actually still living in Canada, He's Got Artificial sunlight to make it look like he's living in another timezone with Speakers that emit background sound All so that he can get more Euro and Australian Viewers and make it look like he's not actually a vampire so vampire hunters don’t hunt him down. I see through your disguise Kripp Kappa

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November 2014

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

Hello Kripp, this is your mother

twitchquotes: Hello kripp. This is your mother, I saw that "brofist" you just gave to one of your subscribers. Don't make me come to Athens and make you give him a better brofist. Haven't I taught you better fisting? Love always, mum

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

without throwing your cat across the room

Hi Kripp, it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

Full of acknowledgment of the farce he has become

Kill cummand face, huntard hardest deck in the game

The Tuck Frump movement started in 1944

Diablo 2 is a top down shooter from the 1800s

Artosis the Great

Urgot demands playtime!

WSB Buy $COCK

WallStreetBets

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza

Mayan donger predictions

Wanna buy some dongers?

I'M SO STUPID I'M GONNA SHIT

Don't just feel casual look casual!

Is that your knee or you just excited to see me?

Chat, don't salt the slug

Little Donger and the BDC

Mom, twitch chat is not a documentary on Nazis!

Kripp is actually still living in Canada

Hello Kripp, this is your mother

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