[Copypasta] My name is Gabe Newell from the Microsoft team

twitchquotes: Good Evening, my name is Gabe Newell from the Microsoft team, and from analyzing your browser history we are here to inform you that your Windows XP Operating system is not valid. Your OS will be locked in 15 minutes until you have paid for the Microsoft product. If you have any questions or concerns please don't hesitate to call us!
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December 2014
Forsen
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Twelve days of gachi

twitchquotes: gachiGASM On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me gachiGASM 12 slaves in bondage gachiGASM 11 Pairs of shackles gachiGASM 10 12-inch dildos gachiGASM 9 boys next door gachiGASM 8 brand new whips gachiGASM 7 hydra dicks gachiGASM 6 hot loads gachiGASM 5 wrestling mats gachiGASM 4 suction masks gachiGASM 3 fisting sessions gachiGASM 2 billy figures gachiGASM And a signed autograph from aniki gachiGASM
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April 2019
Forsen

KappaPride

Can Goldshire Footman replace Auctioneer for miracle rogue?

twitchquotes: Hi chat and forsen, I am wondering what I can replace auctioneer for in my Miracle rogue deck, do you think Goldshire Footman will work? Thanks and hope you suggest good cards. Greetings from Nigeria
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November 2014
Forsen

Hearthstone

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November 2021
Forsen

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Fancy LUL

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June 2016
Forsen

15 camels

twitchquotes: Hey Forsen, this Ali Muhammed from ISIS camp in Syria. Because you played that Skrillex song defiling our god we will now bomb your home unless you pay us 15 camels.
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January 2015
Forsen
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