[Copypasta] A full golden Hearthstone collection

twitchquotes: Lieutenant General Octavian, we regret to inform you that the Chinese have successfully built a full golden Hearthstone collection before you with their superior economy and rng. You are hereby relieved of all duties pertaining to the hell we call Hearthstone...It's over, Kripp.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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We will not go quietly into the night!

twitchquotes: We will not go quietly into the night! WutFace We will not vanish without a fight! WutFace Weโ€™re going to live on! WutFace Weโ€™re going to survive! WutFace Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! WutFace BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE ๐Ÿฅ WutFace _๐Ÿ”ช
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

Making poops of different shapes

twitchquotes: Sแดแดแด‡แด›ษชแดแด‡s แดกสœแด‡ษด I แด˜แดแดแด˜, I แดœsแด‡ แด›สœแด‡ sสœแด€แด˜ษชษดษข แด€แด›แด›แด€แด„สœแดแด‡ษดแด› า“ส€แดแด แดส แดสŸแด… PสŸแด€ส Dแดสœ า“แดœษด sแด‡แด›. I แด˜สŸแด€แด„แด‡ ษชแด› แดษด แดส แด€ษดแดœs, แด€ษดแด… แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แด˜แดแดแด˜s ษชษด แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› sสœแด€แด˜แด‡s. Tสœแด‡ส€แด‡'s ษดแดแด›สœษชษดษข sแด›ส€แด€ษดษขแด‡ แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›สœแด€แด› แด€แด› แด€สŸสŸ. I'แด แด€ษด Aแดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด, สŸษชแด ษชษดษข ษชษด Aแดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€, แด€ษดแด… ษชา“ I แดกแด€ษดแด› แด›แด สœแด€แด แด‡ แด˜แดแดแด˜s sสœแด€แด˜แด‡แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ sแด›แด€ส€s, I สœแด€แด แด‡ แด‡แด แด‡ส€ส ส€ษชษขสœแด› แด›แด. Tสœแด‡ า“แดแดœษดแด…ษชษดษข า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€s แดกแดแดœสŸแด… สœแด€แด แด‡ แดกแด€ษดแด›แด‡แด… ษชแด› แด›สœแด€แด› แดกแด€ส.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

krippO

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–‘โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
August 2016
Kripp

Kripp needs to find a Romanian woman

twitchquotes: KRIPP! This is Papparian, your father! What is this I hear about marrying a Greek woman and making mini kripps with her??!! You need to find yourself a real full bodied Romanian woman, boy. One that can hand squeeze OJ and carry on our bloodline.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

If the arms touch your name, you are LIT

twitchquotes: VAPE TEST. If the arms touch your name, you are LIT โŽ VapeNation โŽ 
twitch chat
April 2016
Kripp

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