[Copypasta] A full golden Hearthstone collection

twitchquotes: Lieutenant General Octavian, we regret to inform you that the Chinese have successfully built a full golden Hearthstone collection before you with their superior economy and rng. You are hereby relieved of all duties pertaining to the hell we call Hearthstone...It's over, Kripp.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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Take the Κ•β€’Ν‘α΄₯β€’Κ” or the γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½ Hey Kripp, You take the Κ•β€’Ν‘α΄₯β€’Κ” - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ - you stay in Dongerland and I show you how deep the arena-hole goes. ΰΌΌ β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hafu is more hardcore than Kripp

twitchquotes: Kripp, I'm disappointed in you. Your chat is out of control and you don't even care. Your veiwers are the most pathetic scum on Twitch. Even worse, Hafu is a more hardcore player than you. Are you even trying anymore? Whatever, I'm going to go watch Reynad or Trump, you useless bag of ***.
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion

twitchquotes: Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp's salt

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ascii art
November 2014
Kripp

Why are we rioting?

twitchquotes: ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ WHY ARE WE RIOTING ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ WHY ARE WE RIOTING ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ WHY ARE WE RIOTING ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ riot ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨

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