[Copypasta] Epik skill-capped MEMER LORD

Me name is Kowak and I are from Poland

twitchquotes: Hi me name is Kowak and I are from Poland. Sorry for me bed England. I works in a shop, and i only earn a little money. So to afford an computer i had to selled me girlfriend. But I cant play LOL? Me heard that someone say something about internett, but what is internett? Ples help me poor human from poland. And no copy pasterino trollerino

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December 2014

imaqtpie

Evolution is sorcery made up by communists

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Pie, concerned Christian parent here, my child came asking for 4.99$ because he said he wanted to join the BDC, whatever that is. Please stop filling my kid's head with lies... I already had to tell him that Evolution is sorcery made up by communists

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October 2014

imaqtpie

We can ayy if we want to

twitchquotes: we can ayy if we want to, we can leave your lmao behind, cause' your lmao don't ayy, and if they don't ayy, well they're no lmao of mine

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June 2015

imaqtpie

QTPie calls all his subs dudes

twitchquotes: Does anyone ever notice how QT calls all his subs dudes? Honestly this is the only reason I don't subscribe. As a 16 year old female from cali I would not like to be called a dude when I have female genitalia. Please spread awareness.

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December 2014

imaqtpie

This is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency

twitchquotes: Hi this is agent Kappachino from the Kappa

agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing Kappa

agents will be dispatched to donger this stream

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

[Copypasta] Epik skill-capped MEMER LORD

Me name is Kowak and I are from Poland

Evolution is sorcery made up by communists

We can ayy if we want to

QTPie calls all his subs dudes

This is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency

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