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I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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I used to be a real ad
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Dan from the next room over
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Hello this is Dan from the next room over. Can you shut the fuck up for 2 minutes it's almost 2am and I can still hear you. I have had a hard day doing REAL work for 13 hours and all I want is a bit of peace and quiet. LOL just kidding it's Tanner from highschool again, enjoy playing your kids games while I'm hanging out with Becca. We're watching re-runs of that time you lost that little card game tournament. Peace out, squirt
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Hearthstone
Tanner from High School
Suicide test, if Pepe is not standing on the table...
This is a suicide test. If Pepe is not standing |""""""| on the table, kill yourself.Bad at video games. Get good.
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Hello Streamer. I would like to tell you a story. I am a 44 year old women from Colombia. My babby is 14 yaer old and has ligma so he cannot play vidya games. Everi day he must roll his wheelchair to school where he is bullied because of his condition. When he comes home he has no friends to play with, so the only thing he can do is to watch your stream. Because at least then he will feel good about his life since you are so fucking bad at video games. Fucking loser. Get good.
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I need the 2-3 police here right away
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โฐ(โโ๏นโโ)ใค hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency โฐ(โโ๏นโโ)ใค
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Kripp
I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you
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I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you, and so is my girlfriend. Your girlfriend is very ugly. And so are you. These are facts. Debate me.
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