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AITA for invading Ukraine?
Using my alt account because of personal reasons. So anyway, I[69M(literally)] am a high government official of a country with a strong military. Anyway, I am clinically diagnosed with Invasiontia[for anyone who doesn't know it's meaning, it basically means my mind forces me to invade countries, very few people are diagnosed with it(like Adolf Hitler), so i guess it makes me quirky uwu], so i really can't be the one to blame.
I do what i like, usually, but people often judge me for living my life on my own terms. My distant relative, who has a history of playing fortnite and being antivax, being a furry, pedophile, and being a baby yoda hater called me today and abused me verbally, and told me what i was doing was wrong. I was heartbroken by their words. Not only that, Emily[She/They 13 diagnosed with 255 mental illnesses] made a really mean tweet against me today. She compared me to Hitler (I know Hitler and I have the same mental illness, but it doesn't mean I am as much of an asshole like he is, right?).
All this negativity is severely affecting my mental health(i come from a country where mental health isn't given a lot of importance and also my country isn't very supportive of gay people), and i am now contemplating suicide by shooting myself in the head.
Everyone thinks i am an asshole, what do you think reddit? AITA?
Using my alt account because of personal reasons. So anyway, I[69M(literally)] am a high government official of a country with a strong military. Anyway, I am clinically diagnosed with Invasiontia[for anyone who doesn't know it's meaning, it basically means my mind forces me to invade countries, very few people are diagnosed with it(like Adolf Hitler), so i guess it makes me quirky uwu], so i really can't be the one to blame.
I do what i like, usually, but people often judge me for living my life on my own terms. My distant relative, who has a history of playing fortnite and being antivax, being a furry, pedophile, and being a baby yoda hater called me today and abused me verbally, and told me what i was doing was wrong. I was heartbroken by their words. Not only that, Emily[She/They 13 diagnosed with 255 mental illnesses] made a really mean tweet against me today. She compared me to Hitler (I know Hitler and I have the same mental illness, but it doesn't mean I am as much of an asshole like he is, right?).
All this negativity is severely affecting my mental health(i come from a country where mental health isn't given a lot of importance and also my country isn't very supportive of gay people), and i am now contemplating suicide by shooting myself in the head.
Everyone thinks i am an asshole, what do you think reddit? AITA?
How do I get my husband to stop going โGoblin Modeโ during sex?
How do I get my husband to stop going โGoblin Modeโ during sex?
TLDR; My husband says โGoblin Mode activatedโ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says โGoblin Mode offโ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.
I really love my husband and heโs always been great in bed. But recently heโs been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in โGoblin Modeโ. We didnโt really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. Heโs an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time Iโve ever seen him cry. I think since then, heโs been a little emotionally unwell. Iโve heard him muttering, โGoblinโ repeatedly when he didnโt notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said โGoblin Mode activatedโ, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex Iโve ever had, but Iโm worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?
Edit: The problem isnโt the โGoblin Modeโ, itโs that he could be ill
How do I get my husband to stop going โGoblin Modeโ during sex?
TLDR; My husband says โGoblin Mode activatedโ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says โGoblin Mode offโ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.
I really love my husband and heโs always been great in bed. But recently heโs been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in โGoblin Modeโ. We didnโt really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. Heโs an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time Iโve ever seen him cry. I think since then, heโs been a little emotionally unwell. Iโve heard him muttering, โGoblinโ repeatedly when he didnโt notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said โGoblin Mode activatedโ, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex Iโve ever had, but Iโm worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?
Edit: The problem isnโt the โGoblin Modeโ, itโs that he could be ill
Coated like a plasterer's radio
twitchquotes:After having my birth cannon pounded, he then proceeded to raid my poo pipe. My stench trench was trembling like a rat on acid. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his thrill drill soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio
After having my birth cannon pounded, he then proceeded to raid my poo pipe. My stench trench was trembling like a rat on acid. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his thrill drill soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio