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I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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When I was 13, I came out to my parents as a Morbius male.
When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.
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Team Dignitas is the Cardashians of league
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team dignitas is the cardashians of league, they have never managed to accomplish anything but they are somehow popular 
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League of Legends
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku
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Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
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Just give me one more NAIR
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I've come to declare Every night I give prayer Please lord if you care Just give me one more NAIR
I've come to declare Every night I give prayer Please lord if you care Just give me one more NAIR
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VGBootCamp
Super Smash Bros
But I believe Tyler1 can save the world
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Long ago, the five positions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Riot Balance Team attacked. Only the Alpha, master of all five positions, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he got banned. Two years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Alpha, a Draven main named Tyler1, and although his Draven skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Tyler1 can save the world...
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