[Copypasta] Somebody I used to know

twitchquotes: I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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March 2015
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Die spider!

twitchquotes: เผผ เฒ ู„อŸเฒ เผฝ๏ธปใƒ‡=ไธ€ DIE SPIDER /เธเน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡โ•ฒ/\โ•ญ(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)โ•ฎ/\โ•ฑเธเน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡\
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November 2014
Forsen

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

I donโ€™t know if youโ€™re new here, so Iโ€™ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donโ€™t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iโ€™ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donโ€™t think I have to explain why you donโ€™t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youโ€™ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
January 2024

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Hello to you Kripparian. I am Rajkumar from India

twitchquotes: Hello to you Kripparian. HeyGuys I am Rajkumar from India. I am seeking your correspondence for an important business matter. However, when I attempt to chat with you, your unruly chat participants are continuously mock my english and repost my message over and over. Please contact me at your fast convience. Thank you my friend. ANELE
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March 2016
Kripp

Dubstep

โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
July 2015

Oh god I want xqc so bad

twitchquotes: Oh god I want xqc so bad ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฆ he's so smart ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ“š and cute ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ™ˆ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜˜ lick him ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜› and finger him ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œ I would fuck him ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐Ÿคฐ ๐Ÿ‘ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ŸŽฎ โŒจ๏ธ xd
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April 2019
xQcOW

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