I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed
twitchquotes:Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."
Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."
An automated message from Blizzard Entertainment to Athene
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Greetings, AtheneLIVE! This is an automated message from Blizzardβ’ Entertainment. You are receiving this message because our Hearthstoneβ’ AI has flagged your account due to an unusual number of ranked game losses. We recommend that you use the "Suggested Card" feature before progressing any further. Thanks - The Blizzardβ’ Team.
My son got kicked out of school
twitchquotes:My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him.