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The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population
The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic helmet. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.
The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic helmet. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.
twitchquotes:Dear Mr. Morosan. Hello. I am wondering if you are selling cat meat. I hear from reliable swords that you cook cat regular. Please give me some, I give you my wife. Thank
Dear Mr. Morosan. Hello. I am wondering if you are selling cat meat. I hear from reliable swords that you cook cat regular. Please give me some, I give you my wife. Thank
I will upload it to here when I get home for anyone interested but I’ll tell you now to call it a “hardcore porn” is a fucking disgrace and an actual insult to the many ACTUAL hardcore actresses that get spat on and are almost brought to tears from the sheer fucking power. You literally get to see maybe 8-12% of her vagina, the main thing you see is literally her boyfriends cock filling the space and her sticking some fucking shrek dildo in her ass. It’s honestly a new fucking low tbh, yeah she gets fucked in the ass a bit, but she specifically positions herself so you cannot see anything except maybe a crumb of flaps and once again her boyfriends dick. I mean her boyfriends not even fucking hot he’s got some average ass cock and some dutty dad bod. Honestly i had been considering unsubbing if she fucked us over with this shit and I honestly think this classified as a bait. Who cares about her getting fucked if you literally don’t see the cum shot over her vagina? Yeah like I’m gonna beat it to this guys crusty ballsack and her tiny asshole I’ve seen many times already. Absolutely appalled at it, 12 mins or so of pure shit