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I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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I used to be a real ad
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You do not deserve to have Raymond
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Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.
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Masculinity is now illegal
As of this morning ๐, masculinity ๐ช๐๐ is NO ๐ซโ LONGER ๐ LEGAL ๐โ. If you ๐ are masculine ๐ด, please ๐๐โโ๏ธ report ๐ to your ๐๐ผ nearest ๐ Femboy ๐๐โโ๏ธ Education ๐ Center ๐ขโ, clean-shaven and wearing ๐๐๐ thigh-high socks ๐งฆ. Those who fail ๐ซ to follow ๐ฃ these orders ๐๐ WILL BE CANCELLED โ๐ท๐ก.
Math is "mental abuse to humans"
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You know how some people say that math is โmental abuse to humansโ? Well, lemme tell you one thing: โMathโ is an abbreviation for โmathematicsโ, so youโre only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for โexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsโ! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youโre not truly intelligent or cool! Youโre dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donโt forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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I sexually idenfity as VapeNation
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I sexually Identify as 
. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling the air with the fattest rips. People say to me that a person being is Impossible and Iโm *** retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon install cloudchasers, coils, and a battery on my body for the perfect vape. From now on I want you guys to call me โLitโ and respect my right to rip the fattest vapes. If you canโt accept me youโre a vapiphobe and need to check your privileges
. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling the air with the fattest rips. People say to me that a person being is Impossible and Iโm *** retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon install cloudchasers, coils, and a battery on my body for the perfect vape. From now on I want you guys to call me โLitโ and respect my right to rip the fattest vapes. If you canโt accept me youโre a vapiphobe and need to check your privileges
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VapeNation
I sexually Identify as
DONALD TRUMP NUDES
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IF ๐บ๐ธ YOU ๐บ๐ธ SEE ๐บ๐ธ A LINK ๐บ๐ธ THAT ๐บ๐ธ SAYS ๐บ๐ธ DONALD ๐บ๐ธ TRUMP ๐บ๐ธ NUDES ๐บ๐ธ DONโT ๐บ๐ธ CLICK ๐บ๐ธ ITS ๐บ๐ธ A ๐บ๐ธ VIRUS ๐บ๐ธ THAT ๐บ๐ธ PUTS ๐บ๐ธ AMERICAN ๐บ๐ธ FLAGS ๐บ๐ธ BETWEEN ๐บ๐ธ EVERY ๐บ๐ธ WORD ๐บ๐ธ YOU ๐บ๐ธ TYPE
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