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If 700,000 people die in hospitals every year. Why don't we close down these hospitals and prevent those deaths? (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ
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Yearly dongers supply
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ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Did you know: Most dongers—78 percent of the yearly dongers supply—is made into fedoras. Other industries, mostly electronics, medical, and dental, require about 12 percent. The remaining 10 percent of the yearly dongers supply is used in financial transactions. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named Morgana
ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now
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I'm so fucking strong right now I really want to fight this Wait that actually killed me? Holy shit I played that so bad
I'm so fucking strong right now I really want to fight this Wait that actually killed me? Holy shit I played that so bad
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The Feed Lord is here
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Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana slowly stroked his beard. There was only one thing on his mind. "I have a need..." he smirked. "A need to feed." His hand moved from his beard to his mouse. He locked in kog maw with a grin. "The Feed Lord is here."
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Qtpie, this is your dad here
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qtpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's swell and we just wanted to let you know we love you. pls no copy dadderino
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