[Copypasta] When chugging RedBull™ I have more energy to stream

twitchquotes: When chugging RedBull™ I have more energy to stream. When my friend drank the competition's Monster energy drink he literally died. RedBull™ however keeps me full of energy and ready to stream. RedBull™ RedBull™ RedBull™
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May 2015
Reynad

sellout

What happened to this ad? :(
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3% off of everything except my forehead

twitchquotes: Reynad ran crying out of the house. Knowing something was wrong, Frodan ran out after him. "What's wrong?" Frodan asked Reynad. Reynad replied with tears in his eyes, "Everyone was making fun of me." "Why?" Frodan said. Reynad barely eked out the words, "I can use promo code TEMPO to get 3% off of everything, except my forehead."
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November 2015
Reynad

Holding hands with reynad

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When i hold my mouse-cursor over reynads mouse-cursor, it feels like i am holding hands with him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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May 2015
Reynad

Arena wins and donger size

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March 2014
Reynad

Hunters are compelled by a mysterious force to attack face

twitchquotes: After months of careful and thorough research, I have discovered that Hunters, quite literally, do NOT have the capacity to trade minions. They are physically unable to attack an opponents minion with one of theirs. They a compelled by some mysterious force to mindlessly attack the face of their opponent.
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December 2014
Reynad

I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo. We regret to inform you that your shipment of child solders may be a bit late this month due to a shipping error. We are very sorry for this inconvenience, and you will receive AIDS, free of charge as our way of saying sorry.
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January 2015
Reynad
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