If Kripp was a leaky pipe he'd be nl_Dripp 
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More Kripp Copypastas
It can only be described as a Twisting Nether
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I gasp in horror as Kripp pulls out his "huge gun". It can only be described as a Twisting Nether. He says "I got lethal now ". Then he topdecks Blizzard and frosts my face. I groan as he grabs my package and whispers "No sniperinos on my stream..." Then he continues to Gorehowl me.
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Hearthstone
Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD
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Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about adjusting your Windows Clock to get ahead on opening Packs. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp
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Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK
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â â â â â â â â Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK â â â â â â â ââ â â â â â â â Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK â â â â â â â â
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Hearthstone
CNN reports on Reynad in Twitch Chat
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āŧŧ;´ āŧāēļ Û āŧāēļ āŧŊ Attention twitch chat. CNN is reporting popular Hearthstone streamer Andrey "REYNAD" Yanyuk attempted to hang himself after a disappointing weekend of tournaments. Luckily he ran out of rope before he could finish the cowardly act. āŧŧ;´ āŧāēļ Û āŧāēļ āŧŊ
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Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal
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Hi Kripp, video game journalist and decent human being here. Looking to get your thoughts on the disgusting response of entitled gamers to the Diablo Immortal reveal. On a scale from Hitler (least evil) to Straight White Male PC Gamer (most evil), how would you characterize those who criticize Blizzard? Hope to hear you are as unbiased as I am, thanks!
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