If Kripp was a leaky pipe he'd be nl_Dripp 
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I sexually Identify as Kripp
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I sexually identify as Kripp. Ever since i was a boy , I dreamed about playing kid's card game while complaining about RNG for a living. People say that being kripp isn't possible I'm ****** Retarded , but I don't care ,I'm beatiful. I'm having a crappy computer setup installed in my house , along with marrying a woman I can force to do all my cooking so I can complain twice as efficiently , If you don't accept me you're a Krippophobe and need to check your Krippileges
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Hearthstone
I sexually Identify as
Asian Dude from Heartharena here
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Hey Kripp, Asian Dude from Heartharena here. We've noticed you've been away from our website for a long time. Is it the Classic Aggro? We've adjusted our tier list to your more Classic Greed style. Please come back. Best regards, Classic Asian Dude from Heartharena
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Day 1 on Kripp's stream the spam is strong
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ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½Day1 on kripps stream the spam is strong, γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎDay2 on kripps stream this feeling is wrong, ΰ§ΰΌΌ Ν‘βΩΝ Ν‘βΰΌ½ΰ¨Day3 on kripps stream i've learnt to accept, (Β§ Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)Β§Day4 on kripps stream my virginity may you accept.
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In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born
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(ββΏββΏ) In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born. Every day he would dream of a better life, one with Spreadsheets and all the OJ he could drink. One day a magical Succubus came and whisked him away, she promised him glory, cats and best of all... Boobs. Now Kripp is dead. The End (ββΏββΏ)
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~β’γγγγ ~β’γγγγγγγγ~β’γγγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’ γγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’γγγγγγγ γ~β’ ~β’ γ γγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’γγγ ~β’ γγγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’ γγγγγγγγ~β’ γγγγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γ γγγ~β’γγγγγγγγ~β’
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