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More Kripp Copypastas
When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin
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ｗｈｅｎ ｗｅｌｌ ｍｅｔ， ｍｙ ｅｙｅ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｐａｌａｄｉｎ． ｉ ｄｉｖｉｎｅ ｓｈｉｅｌｄ ｍｙ ｄｉｃｋ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｒｅｃｒｕｉ ｔ． ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｇｅｔ ｄｏｗｎ．
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Hey Kripp, how's it going, Faeria Dev here
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Hey Kripp, how's it going, Faeria Dev here. We noticed that your streams are interesting and entertaining. To fix this issue, we have decided to offer you money to play our very uninteresting and boring card game that is clearly a clone of Hearthstone. We look foward to future business with you and hope that you can sellout out a little bit more in the future. 
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Leifgirl, the Leifman's sister
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Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading " 
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.EXE" ████████████████] 98%
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salty
The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed
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The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed, his organs absolutely ravaged from years of veganism. He turns to his computer monitor for one last look at his beloved twitch chat only to see a bunch of weebs, emote spam and copy pasta. Tears fill his lifeless, vegan eyes. Rania is at his side as he draws on all his power to take his last breath and say the only enlightening words that come to mind.. "K"
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