[Copypasta] Get Jousted

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Are you ready for my demolisher?

twitchquotes: Reynad moaned softly as Hyp3d pressed up against him. "Are you ready for my demolisher?" quipped Hyp3d. Reynad gave a short gasp "B-But it's too early, you don’t have enough mana!" Hyp3d shyly replies, "I've got a Coin-dom right here."
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August 2015
Reynad

Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
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January 2015
Reynad

A spare I guess

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, I bought two bundles of asparagus today. I only needed one but the other can be 'a spare i guess'.
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January 2015
Reynad

True dank meme EleGiggle

twitchquotes: Hello everyone, Captain EleGiggle here. Please enlist to help fight of the Asian Invasion of MingLee. Copy and paste this to show your support of the true dank meme EleGiggle
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October 2015
Reynad

Gorgeous tone of gray

twitchquotes: GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY ✓ Kappa TIMELESS DESIGN ✓ Kappa THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES ✓ Kappa LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS ✓ KappaPride KappaClaus KappaRoss MUST BE Kappa ✓ Kappa
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November 2015
Reynad
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