[Copypasta] Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon

twitchquotes: Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon. "Never lucky", he says. "I wouldn't say that", says a voice to his side. Reynad rolls over and to his surprise, it's a hot grill. "Wow! How did I manage this?", he asks. "You are very persuasive", purrs the grill. "What's your name?" Reynad asks. "Chat calls me Scamaz", Scamaz laughs as he pulls off his wig.
twitch chat
November 2015
Reynad
I used to be a real ad
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What is inside that taco? Oh no it's REYNAD

twitchquotes: TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull TBTacoRight WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft PJSalt TBTacoRight OH NO IT'S REYNAD
twitch chat
April 2016
Reynad

Classic

salty

Reynad shows us how to throw a game of Hearthstone

twitchquotes: (āŒ Ķ”ā–¢ ĶœŹ– Ķ”ā–¢) Now watch closely Twitch Chat as Reynad shows us how to throw a game of Hearthstone. (āŒ Ķ”ā–¢ ĶœŹ– Ķ”ā–¢)
twitch chat
July 2015
Reynad

Hearthstone

Reynad is like a pigeon

twitchquotes: Reynad is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between reynad and a pigeon is that reynad intends to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings.
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

When chugging RedBullā„¢ I have more energy to stream

twitchquotes: When chugging RedBullā„¢ I have more energy to stream. When my friend drank the competition's Monster energy drink he literally died. RedBullā„¢ however keeps me full of energy and ready to stream. RedBullā„¢ RedBullā„¢ RedBullā„¢
twitch chat
May 2015
Reynad

sellout

The attack of Trump's iluminati mods

twitchquotes: Three years have past since the attack of trumps iluminati mods.Reynad, Kripp and a handful of twitch users hid in a cave far away from Value Town, the last stronghold of the spam. ā€™ā€™Pass me some OJā€™ā€™ said the Krippā€¦Reynad smiledā€¦.there wasnā€™t any left #Rekt.
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad
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