guys why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
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Kog'Maw's passive
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Hi Imaqtpie. I noticed that in your games you utilize KogβMaws passive A LOT, but when I watch LCS players I see them go an ENTIRE teamfight without using their passive even ONCE. Are they playing the champion to its full potential or are you?
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Harambe I'm coming
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π« HARAMBE I'M COMING π«
π« HARAMBE I'M COMING π«
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Harambe
Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?!
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