[Copypasta] You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

twitchquotes: You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter
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March 2016

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I used to be a real ad
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This is the world we have wrought

twitchquotes: The year is 2129; humans can only communicate through increasingly garbled copy-pasta. A man approaches and says "ire: β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ 10 ｓｔｒｏｋｅ ｄｉｃｋ ff β˜‘ EKT ☾ β˜† ΒΈ. ?" In confusion, I reply "AT ASCII ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΊˆΰΌ½ΰΌ½οΎ‰οΎ‰ HA Κ™α΄ΚŸα΄€ ヽ༼ಒ_ β™Œ β›ΰΈ±βˆ—)β—ž TUCK F (β—‘β€Ώβ—‘βœΏ)". This is the world we have wrought.
twitch chat
October 2014

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Do not fear a man that spams 1000 memes

twitchquotes: MingLee Do not fear a man that spams 1000 memes, instead fear a man that spams a meme 1000 times MingLee
twitch chat
June 2016

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UwU sentence deterioration

twitchquotes: Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (Β΄ο½₯Ο‰ο½₯`)
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April 2019

Weebs

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I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent

twitchquotes: They say 9 out of 10 twitch users are dumb. I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent
twitch chat
November 2014
Trump

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REKT Not REKT

☐ Not REKT β˜‘ REKT β˜‘ REKTangle β˜‘ SHREKT β˜‘ REKT-it Ralph β˜‘ Total REKTall β˜‘ The Lord of the REKT β˜‘ The Usual SusREKTs β˜‘ North by NorthREKT β˜‘ REKT to the Future β˜‘ Once Upon a Time in the REKT β˜‘ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT β˜‘ LawREKT of Arabia β˜‘ Tyrannosaurus REKT β˜‘ eREKTile dysfunction
May 2014

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Shrek

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