[Copypasta] That's some bad shit right there

twitchquotes: do NOT sign me the FUCK up ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€ bad shit baฬทฬถ ิ sHit ๐Ÿ‘Ž thats โŒ some bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Žshit right ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž th ๐Ÿ‘Ž ere ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž right โŒ there โŒ โŒ if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ†๐Ÿšซ i say so ๐Ÿšซ thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘ŽะO0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’ ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘ŽBad shit
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April 2016
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LCK AKA โ€œliterally canโ€™t killโ€

twitchquotes: LCK AKA โ€œliterally canโ€™t killโ€ is the most boring major region internationally known for their low tempo boring gameplay, their premier caster LS aka โ€œliterally sleepingโ€ and owning the record for the longest league game of all time.
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Riot Games

League of Legends

Unrealized losses

She runs her hand through your thinning hair and laughs. โ€œWhat?โ€ you ask absentmindedly. Youโ€™re looking at Futures, and youโ€™re surprised to see them red. โ€œI want you to play with me.โ€ She says it playfully, but the single ounce of you that isnโ€™t totally aloof realizes she said this in earnest. And so you do. You throw your phone, and you pin her to the sofa, then the ground. You both roll about, wrestling, like lion cubs. Kissing, lightly biting. Sometime later, you both stop, breathing hard. She grabs an open bottle of red wine, and you pass it back and forth. Eventually she says, โ€œI want to do that more.โ€ But youโ€™ve already found your phone again to check Futures. Still red. โ€œUh huh,โ€ you say, distracted. She stares at you for a long moment, but you donโ€™t realize it. Silently, she gets up and goes to bed, and you donโ€™t say a word because you donโ€™t notice. She hasnโ€™t left you yet, but she will soon. Unrealized losses.
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There was a bug in the toilet

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ โ€ผ๏ธIT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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NFL football teams allow kickers that just miss

twitchquotes: Iโ€™ll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow kickers that just.... miss... kicks. I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that wonโ€™t miss simple kicks. Or snappers that wonโ€™t mess the snaps idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.
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imaqtpie think he is popular

twitchquotes: imaqtpie think he is popular but the truth is i am watching his stream with all my 20k accounts for proof i will copy and paste this on all my accounts
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