[Copypasta] That's some bad shit right there

twitchquotes: do NOT sign me the FUCK up ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€ bad shit baฬทฬถ ิ sHit ๐Ÿ‘Ž thats โŒ some bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Žshit right ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž th ๐Ÿ‘Ž ere ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž right โŒ there โŒ โŒ if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ†๐Ÿšซ i say so ๐Ÿšซ thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘ŽะO0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’ ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘ŽBad shit
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April 2016
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Jam a man of fortune xQc

๐’ฅ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐น๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐“Š๐“ƒ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ฅ ๐“‚๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐‘’๐“€ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐น๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐“Š๐“ƒ๐‘’ ๏ผ๐ป๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‡๐“Ž ร†๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐‘’๐“ˆ, ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆ
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Can the mods ban us all?

twitchquotes: can :thinking: the :thinking: mods :thinking: ban :thinking: us :thinking: all :thinking:
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January 2017

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Math is "mental abuse to humans"

twitchquotes: You know how some people say that math is โ€œmental abuse to humansโ€? Well, lemme tell you one thing: โ€œMathโ€ is an abbreviation for โ€œmathematicsโ€, so youโ€™re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for โ€œexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsโ€! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youโ€™re not truly intelligent or cool! Youโ€™re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donโ€™t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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October 2020

Classic

Doge

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–โ–ˆ โ–โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–“โ–„โ–Œโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ
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November 2014

Biohazard

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โก–โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฒโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ€โก€โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃ”โขฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ปโขฟโกฟโฃขโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃ€โก€โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ €โ € โ €โข โกฟโ ‹โ โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโก‡โ ‰โ ปโฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ ธโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โขฐโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โขฟโก„โ € โ €โกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃทโก€โ €โ ฐโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโกŽโ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโ € โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โฃ โฃพโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ € โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโขฟโข‡โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกธโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ โขคโฃ€โฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ‹โ ™โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ €โฃ€โก โ ‚โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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