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only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant 
only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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Avatarmelon
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Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. Long ago the four melon nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked. Only the Avatarmelon, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the melon world needed him most, he vanished.
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Jeff / Reynad / Mitch
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As Jeff pushed his Fiery War Axe deeper into Reynad's Golden Coin, Reynad hit end turn. Conceal wore off to reveal it was in fact Mitch Jones's Fiery Bat that was penetrating Reynad's Huge Toad. Reynad gasped, and tried to scurry away, but Mitch Jones held on as he forced his way into his Unstable Portal.
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Hearthstone
Are you Nozdormu?
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Reynad are you Nozdormu? Cause I only last 15 seconds with you 
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Hearthstone
I wanna troll Reynard too
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How do I do the salt emote I wanna troll Reynard too
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Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer
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Κ Ν‘β Νβ Ν‘β Κ Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, had a very Salty Nose. All of the other Streamers laughed and used to call him names. 
Then one salty Krippmas Eve, Forsen came to say, "Reynad with your salt so bright, won't you topdeck my sleigh tonight?" Then all Streamers loved him as they jerked off with glee, Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, you'll go down in history! Κ Ν‘β Νβ Ν‘β Κ
Then one salty Krippmas Eve, Forsen came to say, "Reynad with your salt so bright, won't you topdeck my sleigh tonight?" Then all Streamers loved him as they jerked off with glee, Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, you'll go down in history! Κ Ν‘β Νβ Ν‘β Κ
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