[Copypasta] I sexually identify as a priest player

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a priest player. Everyday I dream about flying into ranked games and conceding to rank 25 players. Call me retarded. I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm getting plastic surgery to get my minions silenced for 2 mana. You can now refer to me as Anduinn and respect my right to concede on turn 1. If you can't accept me you're a holy-phobe and need to check your concede privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
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August 2016

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

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HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON

twitchquotes: ⛏ FeelsBadMan HOW LONG ⛏ FeelsBadMan CAN THIS ⛏ FeelsBadMan GO ON ⛏ FeelsBadMan
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September 2017

Hearthstone

Don/ Pepperoni, captain of the anti-riot police

twitchquotes: α•ΌEα’ͺα’ͺO Tα—―ITα‘•α•Ό α‘•α•Όα—©T, α—ͺOα‘Ž α‘­Eα‘­α‘­Eα–‡Oα‘ŽI α•ΌEα–‡E, α‘•α—©α‘­Tα—©Iα‘Ž Oα–΄ Tα•ΌE α—©α‘ŽTI-α–‡IOT α‘­Oα’ͺIα‘•E. α”•TOα‘­ α–‡IOTIα‘ŽG α–‡IGα•ΌT α‘ŽOα—―, Oα–‡ YOα‘Œ α—―Iα’ͺα’ͺ α—·E TOα‘­α—ͺEα‘•KEα—ͺ. YOα‘Œ ᕼᗩᐯE α—·EEα‘Ž α—―α—©α–‡α‘ŽEα—ͺ. α‘ŽO α‘­α‘ŒEα–‡TO α–‡Iα‘•O α‘­α—©α”•TEα–‡Iα‘ŽO α—ͺE α‘ŽIα–‡O Tα—©α–‡Eα‘ŽTIα‘ŽO
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April 2014

Hearthstone

Hello Kripp, proud brony here

twitchquotes: 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 Hello Kripp, proud brony here. I was just wondering if you could played the "dreadsteed" deck as it reminds me of my waifu Twilight Sparkle. Thanks, it would mean soooo much to me (βœΏβ˜―β€Ώβ˜―βœΏ) 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed

twitchquotes: Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."
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September 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Jeff / Reynad / Mitch

twitchquotes: As Jeff pushed his Fiery War Axe deeper into Reynad's Golden Coin, Reynad hit end turn. Conceal wore off to reveal it was in fact Mitch Jones's Fiery Bat that was penetrating Reynad's Huge Toad. Reynad gasped, and tried to scurry away, but Mitch Jones held on as he forced his way into his Unstable Portal.
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May 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

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