[Copypasta] I sexually identify as a priest player

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a priest player. Everyday I dream about flying into ranked games and conceding to rank 25 players. Call me retarded. I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm getting plastic surgery to get my minions silenced for 2 mana. You can now refer to me as Anduinn and respect my right to concede on turn 1. If you can't accept me you're a holy-phobe and need to check your concede privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
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August 2016

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

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Hello Kripp, proud brony here

twitchquotes: 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 Hello Kripp, proud brony here. I was just wondering if you could played the "dreadsteed" deck as it reminds me of my waifu Twilight Sparkle. Thanks, it would mean soooo much to me (βœΏβ˜―β€Ώβ˜―βœΏ) 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat

twitchquotes: The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp

Classic

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lethal

twitchquotes: Amaz moans hard as Kripp gropes his smallish package. β€œPepperoni” Kripp whispered into Amaz’s elvish ear, as they started making out. β€œDo…do I win?” Amaz says tentatively, as Kripp slowly tugs away his pants. β€œYour deck is crazy” Kripp says, as he flips Amaz on his back. β€œIt’s lethal guys” Amaz says playfully, as he presents his Twisting Nether.
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October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis gentleman's deck is ABSURD!” β˜‘ β€œMy deck cannot hope to prevail against a deck of that caliber” β˜‘ "He REQUIRED those two cards in subsequent order to succeed" β˜‘ β€œHe extracted from his deck the only cards capable of defeating me” β˜‘ "His cards defied logic" β˜‘ β€œThere was no manoeuvre at my disposal to secure victory” β˜‘ β€œI played impeccably”
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October 2014

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

I'm gonna play this perfectly. Kripp misses lethal.

twitchquotes: Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
twitch chat
February 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

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