[Copypasta] Kripp please lick your knee

I sexually Identify as going second

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “UNKNOWN” and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you can’t accept me you’re a turn-twophobe

twitch chat

December 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

Watch Kripp's stream as punishment

twitchquotes: I'm typing this from prison where we are forced to watch Kripp stream as our punishment. If he gets to 12 wins we will all be let go. Otherwise we will be executed tomorrow morning. Please Kripp, we're all rooting for you BlessRNG

twitch chat

May 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN

twitchquotes: VapeNation

NATURAL FLAVOURS VapeNation

DANKEST MEMES VapeNation

YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT VapeNation

VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN VapeNation

twitch chat

April 2016

Kripp

VapeNation

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~•　　　　 ~•　　　　　　　　~•　　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~• ~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　 ~• 　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　　　　　　~• 　　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~•

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

The Cocklock Deck

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, its the "cocklock" you just beat. I'm on the phone with my mom right now, and she isn't very happy with you. She is coming over now to comfort me, and then we are going to have to report you to the police. I hope you enjoy jail.

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Kripp please lick your knee

I sexually Identify as going second

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

Watch Kripp's stream as punishment

Hearthstone

VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN

VapeNation

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

The Cocklock Deck

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