[Copypasta] Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer

twitchquotes: Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.
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November 2016
imaqtpie
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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This is the police!

twitchquotes: This is the police! Get your dongers in the air f***ers - you have been caught red handed. Stop with the copy paste right now or we will be forced to use Police Brutality. Don't try to get away with it by copying this and impersonating us!
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November 2014
imaqtpie

Ripperoni Pepperoni dude

twitchquotes: βœ“I'm just gonna shove this shit out βœ“ *I'm pretty strong right now* βœ“ *FUCK man* βœ“ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* βœ“ *I love it dude* βœ“ *Epic nice dude* βœ“ *Just gonna go shop* βœ“ Did that really fucking hit me? βœ“ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude βœ“.
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imaqtpie

Germany scores on Brazil

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) Every 60 seconds in Brazil, Germany scores a goal. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
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July 2014
imaqtpie

DONGER TO ME

twitchquotes: βŠΉβ‹›β‹‹( ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ )β‹Œβ‹šβŠΉ DONGER TO ME, SQWAAK βŠΉβ‹›β‹‹( ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ )β‹Œβ‹šβŠΉ
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