[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
twitch chat
January 2017
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Hello Kripp, proud brony here

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ Hello Kripp, proud brony here. I was just wondering if you could played the "dreadsteed" deck as it reminds me of my waifu Twilight Sparkle. Thanks, it would mean soooo much to me (โœฟโ˜ฏโ€ฟโ˜ฏโœฟ) ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
twitch chat
September 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE

twitchquotes: You all think these are copypastas. YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE, it is not a fucking joke. I am trying to CON-VER-SATE. You are so socially inept to even do this and I canโ€™t carry you in this like everything else since it takes two to conversate. Pay attention. Think thoughts. Just do anything. I swear I donโ€™t even know how your parent can tolerate you.
twitch chat
June 2020

I hate Twitch Chat

FREEDOM เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎเผฝ SUBS

twitchquotes: FREEDOM เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎเผฝ SUBS
twitch chat
March 2016

plebs vs subs

Your elo doesn't mean you play at that skill level

twitchquotes: Your elo doesnโ€™t necessarily mean you play at that skill level. Iโ€™ve been silver a couple seasons but i play at a platinum level. Iโ€™ve played a lot of games with plat/diamond players and managed to carry (mostly aram)
twitch chat
February 2019

League of Legends

Sell out

twitchquotes: Now You're somebody that used to code
twitch chat
September 2014
Notch
Text-to-Speech Playing