[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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January 2017
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This is our Chat mods

twitchquotes: (เธ‡ อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ)เธ‡ THIS IS OUR CHAT MODS (เธ‡ อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ)เธ‡ (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡ สแด‡แด€สœ ส™แด‡แด€แด› ษชแด›! (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡
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April 2014
Kripp

Dyrus in Jail

twitchquotes: Hello it is me Dyrus, from jail. This article was super superino I loved it as much as I love coach wukong. I hope this comment will make people help me get out of jailerino. Phant0mlord is always loud as a ziggs on cocoon and dexter breath smells like weederino. Pls no copy pasterino
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April 2014
Dyrus

Dear Weebs in the chat, you are sugoi

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Dear Weebs in the chat, you are sugoi. Whatever is going on in your kokoro right now, please know that you are kawaii and your story is not a filler. You are loved (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) KonCha
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March 2018

Weebs

GG

โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•— โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ• โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘
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January 2021

How can these trash players be considered pros

twitchquotes: How can these trash players be considered pros when they are always falling off the map?? Even I in Silver can at least not just walk of the map lol...
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March 2018
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Overwatch

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