[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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January 2017
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Smash Ball

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August 2019

Super Smash Bros

F to pay McRespects

Ma'am, you may want to McSitβ„’ down for this. We are deeply McSorryβ„’ to inform you your husband has McPerishedβ„’ in the McLineβ„’ of duty. He bravely led a McChargeβ„’ against the Burger Emperor's Armyβ„’, and through his McBraveryβ„’ we were able to hold the McLineβ„’ long enough for McReinforcementsβ„’ to arrive. Your husband is being awarded the Grimace Medal of McHonorβ„’ for his McServiceβ„’, and for his McBraveryβ„’ we will be sending you a complimentary Happy Mealβ„’ as a token of appreciation. His service to the McMarineβ„’ Corps will never be forgotten.
January 2021

Troves lump

twitchquotes: So kripp moves closer to trump, whispering nasty things into the air, trump moves away in horror at Kripp's indecency, they both stop for a second and stare into eachothers eyes, kripp finally realises that he troves Lump
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May 2015
Kripp

Never click on scam links, try typing the URL by hand

twitchquotes: Summoners, beware! The consequences can be quite Sivir if you click on links promising free Riot Points. Never click on links that you don’t trust - instead, try typing the URL in by hand.
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July 2014
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League of Legends

Full Doge

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