[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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January 2017
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February 2016
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game of doctor

when i was like 12 my neighbor invited me over and we played a game called β€œdoctor” basically he took his pants off got fully erect and asked me to examine it. don’t even remember what happened after that. anyways BFT to the moon
January 2021

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BionicBunion

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November 2014
patashu

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ο½ˆο½•ο½Žο½”ο½ο½’ο½„ ｉｓ ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½†ο½•ο½“ο½…ο½„οΌŽ ο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½”ο½ο½‹ο½…ο½’ ｗａｓ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½…ο½„ ο½”ο½•ο½’ο½Ž ο½ο½Žο½…οΌŒ ｂｕｔ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½Žο½…ο½Žο½” ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½…ο½“οΌŽ οΌ₯ο½–ο½…ο½Ž ο½‡ο½’ο½…ο½…ο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½“ ο½”ο½’ο½ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½…ο½’ ο½ο½Žο½„ ｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄ ｄｏｇｅ ｃａｒｄ ｄｉｄ ο½Žο½ο½” ο½—ο½ο½Žο½Žο½…ο½’ο½…ο½„οΌŽ οΌ‘ ο½“ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½Œο½… ｔｅａｒ ο½’ο½ο½Œο½Œο½“ ο½„ο½ο½—ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ｆａｃｅ ａｓ ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½ƒο½…ο½„ο½…ο½“οΌŽ ｔｉｍｅ ｔｏ ｃｒａｆｔ ο½‡ο½ο½ˆο½šο½‰ο½Œο½Œο½οΌŽ
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December 2014
Kripp

AITA for slapping a stand-up comedian who dissed my wife?

AITA for slapping a stand-up comedian who dissed my wife? Okay, little background. My (53M) wife (50F) has a medical condition called Alopeca Areata, which basically means she has excessive hair loss, and is currently bald. My relationship with my wife wasn't stable over the years, and I've caught her cheating on me multiple times, but we've pulled through. Anyway, we went to an awards show and usually there is a comedian who hosts the show and makes jokes at everybody (in a good way). The comedian was a guy we know (and he knew us), and we had a really good time. At one point, he mentioned me and my wife and I was happy he acknowledged us. But then, he took a jab at my wife about her condition, which I thought was way out of line, but I laughed out of embarrassment. My wife, on the other hand, was not laughing at all and rolled her eyes. At that moment I knew I had to stand up for her. I got up on stage, smacked the sh*t out of the guy, and went back to my seat. The comedian was shocked and really wasn't expecting my reaction. He wanted to keep talking about my wife but I shouted at him to stop. Usually I don't curse, but I was really pissed about the whole situation. My friends could see I was upset and during the break they came to comfort me, but other people think I'm the asshole. What do you think?
April 2022

Am I The Asshole?

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