[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
twitch chat
January 2017
I used to be a real ad
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Having sex

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May 2021

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Not enough brofisting

twitchquotes: Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Bro-Fist-All-My-Subs, this'll be the last pasta I ever send your ***. It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two pastas; I wrote the Kappas on 'em perfect. I'm in the chat right now, spamming penises in r9k. Hey Kripp, I drank a fifth of OJ, you dare me to riot?
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November 2014
Kripp

You guys need to remove the American flags from the courtroom in NoPixel

You guys 👨 need to remove ❌ the American flags 🇺🇸 and seals from the courtroom 👨 ⚖️ in nopixel. your idea of court 👩 ⚖️ does not represent the American 🇺🇸 judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda 🧐 and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth 👶 . to protect yourselves 🩹 you should probably fix 🔨 it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up 👨 🆙 considering you guys are European 🇪🇺
December 2021

GTA RP

I hate esam and want to suplex him

twitchquotes: Esam put Ken as a low tier. Listen you bald normie, just because he takes brain power to play efficiently unlike your Braindead main Pikachu doesn't mean he's bad. I actually hate esam and I want to suplex him.
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April 2019
pgESAM

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EU is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport

twitchquotes: EMEA “Earliest Movement to Every Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %
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October 2021

EU vs NA

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