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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
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I will now transform this human into a cat
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I WILL NOW TRANSFORM THIS HUMAN INTO A CATโฐ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ )ใคโโโ -> -> -> 
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ME ICEFROG ME SPAM NO 700 IF BAN
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ME ICEFROG ME SPAM NO 700 IF BAN
ME ICEFROG ME SPAM NO 700 IF BAN
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Lmao you call yourself a XQC fan? Iโm fucking loaded on reddit accounts bro
Lmao you call yourself a XQC fan? Iโm fucking loaded on reddit accounts bro. I practically control r/place, Iโm that fucking powerful. Try talking in chat again when youโre a true fan...
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How to kill a geologist
Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.
Iโd brandish my obsidian knife at them and theyโd be compelled to approach. โThatโs very cool,โ theyโd say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. Theyโd shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. โBut as it is volcanic glass, itโs very fragile, you see, and isnโt well-suited for use as a weapโโ and then Iโd hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
