[Copypasta] Your only friend is Twitch Chat

Shaggy Doo

░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄█▀▀██▄▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█▀▀░░░░░░░▀█░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▄█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░░ ░░░░░░░██▀░░░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄░█▄█▄░░░░ ░░░░░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░████░█▄██░▀▄░░░ ░░░░█▀░░░░░░░░▄▄██▀░░█████░██░░░ ░░░█▀░░░░░░░░░▀█░▀█▀█▀▀▄██▄█▀░░░ ░░░██░░░░░░░░░░█░░█░█░░▀▀▄█▀░░░░ ░░░░█░░░░░█░░░▀█░░░░▄░░░░░▄█░░░░ ░░░░▀█░░░░███▄░█░░░░░░▄▄▄▄█▀█▄░░ ░░░░░▀██░░█▄▀▀██░░░░░░░░▄▄█░░▀▄░ ░░░░░░▀▀█▄░▀▄▄░▄░░░░░░░███▀░░▄██ ░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀███▀█▄░░░░░█▀░▀░░░▀█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░▀█▄░░░░░▄▄░░▄█▀ ░░░▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀█▀░░░░░█▄▀▄▄▄▄▄▄█▀▀░░ ░▄█░░░▄██▀░░░░░░░░░█▄░░░░░░░░░░░ █▀▀░▄█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▀█▄░░░░░░░░ █░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▄░░░░░░░

ascii art

September 2021

To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand The Bible

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Bible. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jesus’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in God’s existential catchphrase "Never trust anyone completely but God." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as King James's genius wit unfolds itself on the pages. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bible tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

August 2021

Dance party

░░┌──┐░░░░░░░░░░┌──┐░░ ░╔╡▐▐╞╝░░┌──┐░░╔╡▐▐╞╝░ ░░└╥╥┘░░╚╡▌▌╞╗░░└╥╥┘░░ ░░░╚╚░░░░└╥╥┘░░░░╚╚░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░╝╝░░░ DANCE PARTY ░░┌──┐░░░░░░░░░░┌──┐░░ ░╔╡XX╞╝░░┌──┐░░╔╡XX╞╝░ ░░└╥╥┘░░╚╡XX╞╗░░└╥╥┘░░ ░░░╚╚░░░░└╥╥┘░░░░╚╚░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░╝╝░░░░░░░░░░

ascii art

November 2014

Please stop the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ in your chat

twitchquotes: Hello KRIPP aka GRIPPARRIAN. Please stop the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ in your chat. I am from dubai and "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ " means "your aunt has a goat ***" in arabic. I am watching with family after my aunt's funeral and we all find this extremely offensive. Will subscribe so you can fist me like a bro when it stops. Please no dan marino gran torino

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Learn the ways of the Russians

twitchquotes: Learn the ways of the Russians, speak their language for a while, they might think you are one of them. Then maybe join their team, success might come and fighting for last drink of vodka will be your next objective. Do not give up, you have Dota tournament ahead of you. Then win TI1, but don't stop now, you have to go deeper. Spend 3 more years trying to solve the puzzle of russki power of motherland and then leave the team with full knowledge of understanding of strenght of ROSSIA and PROMISE URSELF THET YU WILL NEVER LOS TO RUS AND KNOW OF COLLAPSING STRONG EMPIRE OF RUSKILAND.

twitch chat

November 2014

Forsen

[Copypasta] Your only friend is Twitch Chat

Shaggy Doo

To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand The Bible

Dance party

Please stop the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ in your chat

Learn the ways of the Russians

Confirm Subscription