[Copypasta] Your only friend is Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan THAT MOMENT FeelsBadMan WHEN YOU REALIZE FeelsBadMan THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND FeelsBadMan IS TWITCH CHAT FeelsBadMan
twitch chat
March 2017
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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In japan we we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 γ„’ε„δΈ¨εŒšεŒš

twitchquotes: In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 γ„’ε„δΈ¨εŒšεŒš which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'Extra Thicc' in japanese symbols.
twitch chat
July 2017

Homo Sapiens

twitchquotes: When I was 12 yrs old, a male friend asked me if I was Homosexual or Heterosexual. I didn't know what either meant, but I did know we were called Homo Sapiens. So I said I was Homosexual. He laughed at me. He then explained the difference and then I said I must be heterosexual because I had sex with his mom.
twitch chat
July 2018

Kripp, this is the value-police

twitchquotes: (β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ) Kripp, this is the value-police. We are under the impression that you have 1 too many Priestesses of Elune in your deck, please fix this or come with us.(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Twilight Sparkle

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ascii art
November 2014

I legit LOVE this emote

twitchquotes: TehePelo <--- I legit LOVE this emote, but because of normie people I rarely (if not at all) get to use this emote. It's depressing having something you love, being taken away from you by a despicable small group.
twitch chat
December 2017

Weebs

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