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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
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As soon as you stop being hardcore
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"H-h-ey Rania, could we go on a date when I visit Europe for ESGN?" Kripp blushes as he asks him timidly over skype. "It doesn't have to be serious, just coffee or something." Rania smirks. "Sure Kripp, as soon as you stop being hardcore," She types while tucking Frump
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Can Goldshire Footman replace Auctioneer for miracle rogue?
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Hi chat and forsen, I am wondering what I can replace auctioneer for in my Miracle rogue deck, do you think Goldshire Footman will work? Thanks and hope you suggest good cards. Greetings from Nigeria
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I donāt know what Overwatch is
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I donāt know what Overwatch is. Thereās a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donāt know. And then sometimes if that wasnāt bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iām getting a handle on what āJunkrat kin discourseā is yall show up with āThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā and then SHEāS part of the Overwatchers. āThis is Swedish Beefcakeā could yall? not?? I still donāt know what a Hanzo is.
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I want to fuck the Samsung girl
Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad Iāve done nothing but think about her. I canāt go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. Iāve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I canāt stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I canāt complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I canāt live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as Iāll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this Iāve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldnāt want it any other way.
You are now breathing and blinking manually
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YOU ARE NOW BREATHING AND BLINKING MANUALLY
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