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Kripp's kidney stone surgery
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There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
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Kripp
Kripp is an enigma
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Kripp is an enigma. The RNG of this *** he's trying to do with General Drakkisath doesn't bother him ... but if some dude gets a good bomber in arena, it sends him into an emotional tailspin.
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Kripp's blood salt level is at a dangerous high
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Hei Kripparina, Dr. Enrico Salterino here. Your blood 
level has reached a dangerous heigh. Reduce the level immediately or face severe health implications. PLZ COPYPASTERION to save Kripparians life!!
level has reached a dangerous heigh. Reduce the level immediately or face severe health implications. PLZ COPYPASTERION to save Kripparians life!!
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Liberty Mutual Auto Insurance
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๐ถYou owned a car ๐๐ for 4โฐ๐
yearsโฐ๐. You๐ถ named it๐ฑ Brad๐ฑ. You๐โค๐ loved๐Brad๐๐. And then you๐ถโ totaledโ ๐ง๐๐ him๐ฆ. You two ๐๐had been through everything ๐ฌtogether๐ญ. ๐ฌ2 boyfriends๐ฌ, ๐จ๐ง3 jobs๐ซ,โ nothing โcould replace๐ฑ Brad๐๐. Then Liberty Mutual๐๐๐ calls, and you break into your ๐happy๐ ๐dance๐๐๐.
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I sexually Identify as your mom
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I sexually Identify as your mom. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking for your father and you and fuck your father and make you more sisters. People say to me that a person being your mom is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. im gonna marry your father. From now on I want you guys to call me " Mommy" and respect my right to cook food and fuck your father. If you can't accept me you're a mommyphobic and need to check if your mom is still alive. Thank you for being so understanding
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