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Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught
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Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught today at Dulles Airport trying to fly to Moscow. He was found carrying top secret American Hearthstone decks built by Reynad. He planned on passing them to Russian KGB agent, Kolento Pistolev. As he was arrested Tides shouted, "Death to America!"
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Reynad
WEEBS UNITE FOR SHADOWVERSE
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ARENA'S A SNORE CONSTRUCTED IS WORSE WEEBS UNITE FOR SHADOWVERSE
ARENA'S A SNORE CONSTRUCTED IS WORSE WEEBS UNITE FOR SHADOWVERSE
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Kripp
Weebs
My friend Kappa needs your help
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Hello, my name is 
and I want to ask you something. My friend 
needs your help. He wants to find some more friends. So please, spam as much as possible in the chat, so that my friend could find more of his friends. It makes a big difference, thank you!
and I want to ask you something. My friend needs your help. He wants to find some more friends. So please, spam as much as possible in the chat, so that my friend could find more of his friends. It makes a big difference, thank you!
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Pokimane
Valorant censorship
At least you have the fucking balls to say it.
Like in Valorant in the voice chat if you call someone a retard for being trash at the game and not using a mic, and he's a Russian player, you're "banned". Nevermind that the race of the player exists independently from how trash he is at the game. Obviously not all Russians have no mic, (correlation/causation), but this "all players are equal" political correctness bullshit is making it impossible for Valorant players to solve a problem they cannot discuss.
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Smartest Man in Existence
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When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
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