[Copypasta] Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables

twitchquotes: Hello, Mr. Veganarrian, it's Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables. We prepared your package containing: Extra Thicc 30cm Cucumber and Huge Fat Watermelon with hole. You can come to pick it up any time, and we recommend you to bring your slave Rania because package is heavy. Have a nice day and go green!
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Hello Kripp, Flute Guy here. TUTURURU

twitchquotes: Ｈｅｌｌｏ Ｋｒｉｐｐ， Ｆｌｕｔｅ Ｇｕｙ ｈｅｒｅ． Ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＴＵＴＵＲＵＲＵ
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May 2014
Kripp

Interactive Game

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Kripp, here's an "interactive game" for you. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
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November 2014
Kripp

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!” ☑ “My salt can't win against salt like that” ☑ "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" ☑ “He top decked the only excuse that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect CTRL+V ☑ “There was nothing I could paste” ☑ “I copypasta'd that perfectly”
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May 2017
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Teddy Roosevelt messages Kripp

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, This is Teddy Roosevelt calling! I am concerned that you have formed a monopoly on the hearthstone section of twitch dot telly. You must renounce this darkness immediately or I will SMITE YOU like I did Andre Carnegie and Nelson Rockemsockem. You must give up your monopolistic ways or face the mighty wrath of the White House and the US Judicial system. Much love to Rania and the baby. Regards, yo boi TD
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps

twitchquotes: As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps, I heard a snicker. "Soda is healthier than milk, dude" says the Kripp. With one look at him I can already tell the only thing he lifts is card packs. Just as I'm about to punch him, he top decks Big Game Hunter and I am shot dead. "Who's juiced now?" smirks the Kripp.
twitch chat
November 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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