[Copypasta] Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables

twitchquotes: Hello, Mr. Veganarrian, it's Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables. We prepared your package containing: Extra Thicc 30cm Cucumber and Huge Fat Watermelon with hole. You can come to pick it up any time, and we recommend you to bring your slave Rania because package is heavy. Have a nice day and go green!
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July 2017
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp subscribes to life

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Kripp

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twitch chat
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Kripp

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twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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twitch chat
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