[Copypasta] Saronite Chain Gang is my least favorite card

twitchquotes: Saronite Chain Gang is quickly becoming one of my least favorite cards. It's just so hopeless and suffering. It comes on the board like "How long can this go on?" and I'm like "yeah SCG this torture is eternal" and when he attacks he's like "FREE ME" and I'm like "yeah if only I could." He doesn't say some positive bullshit like "spells are fun" he's just like "nah end this." And it looks so frustrated.
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August 2017

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What happened to this ad? :(
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SMOrc Pyramid

SMOrc only real SMOrcs can build: perfect pyramid! SMOrc SMOrc . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me ! SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc And my pyramid still higher!!!!! SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc
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Eadric the Pure requests Brotherman Bill

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Hello, this is Kripp's red shirt

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Kripp finally picks Pogo

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Kripparian, thank you so much for finally picking Pogo! Ever since you picked Pogo, his grades have gone up, he finally got a girlfriend, and he's stopped masturbating all day in his bedroom. I was certain my little Pogo was going to end up a lifeless virgin loser for his entire life, but your kind actions have put Pogo on a path for success. Thank you, thank you, you have my sincerest gratitude. Much love, Pogo's mom.
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June 2020
Kripp

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