[Copypasta] We blizzard care much about the player experience

twitchquotes: We blizzard care much about the player experience. For this reason, we're changing the card Ultimate Infestation as follows: Deal 5 damage, gain 5 armor, summon 3 JADE GOLEMS, Add 5 Jade Idol to your hand. I'm Ben Brode, hope you still like my raps!
twitch chat
September 2017

Hearthstone

What happened to this ad? :(
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Toast stares at the screen

twitchquotes: Toast stares at the screen. His vision begins to fade. "My jaws that bite, my claws that catch". This message burns into his brain. As the armor count slowly rises, Toast's sanity begins to fade. "Just another 1000 armor, then I can quit" he tells himself. His viewers are begging him to stop, it's been weeks and weeks at this point, As he finally begins to succumb to his fatigue and eye strain, he realizes this is the end. He utters one final word, as falls face down onto his desk. "...PogChamp.
twitch chat
December 2018
DisguisedToast

Hearthstone

What is inside that taco? Reynad's tournament wins

twitchquotes: TBTacoLeft TBTacoRight WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull 0 TBCheesePull TBTacoRight OH NO IT'S REYNAD'S TOURNAMENT WINS LUL
twitch chat
May 2016
Reynad

Classic

Hearthstone

Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp. Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike? My friend is a developer at Blizzard and he invented Flamestrike. He has been getting spam letters in the mail threatening to "brofist" him. These spammers claim to be "insane" and "crazy" and "have exactly what they need to beat him." I am worried for him, please help. Thanks man.
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

BabyRage NI HAO BLIZZARD

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage NI HAO BLIZZARD ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage WO XIANG BAO GAO YI GE CUO WU ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage WO DE DUI SHOU ZHENG ZAI WAN KA ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage
twitch chat
July 2017

Hearthstone

monkaS BUTTON

twitchquotes: monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด BUTTON monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด BUTTON monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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