[Copypasta] We blizzard care much about the player experience

twitchquotes: We blizzard care much about the player experience. For this reason, we're changing the card Ultimate Infestation as follows: Deal 5 damage, gain 5 armor, summon 3 JADE GOLEMS, Add 5 Jade Idol to your hand. I'm Ben Brode, hope you still like my raps!
twitch chat
September 2017

Hearthstone

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Kripp will never, ever click the button

twitchquotes: Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!

twitchquotes: Hearthstone? BabyRage Artifact? BabyRage it's all the same! BabyRage Kripp will baby rage BabyRage no matter the game! BabyRage
twitch chat
December 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

neverlucky

Artifact

Exercise caution and stay away from the Subs

twitchquotes: SECURITY ALERT: A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers. He's accompanied by a short Asian man dressed as Hitler who reputedly cuts out the tongue of anyone who refuses to give him $5. Exercise caution and stay way from the Subs!
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hearthstone cardback

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ascii art
July 2015

Hearthstone

Don/ Pepperoni, captain of the anti-riot police

twitchquotes: α•ΌEα’ͺα’ͺO Tα—―ITα‘•α•Ό α‘•α•Όα—©T, α—ͺOα‘Ž α‘­Eα‘­α‘­Eα–‡Oα‘ŽI α•ΌEα–‡E, α‘•α—©α‘­Tα—©Iα‘Ž Oα–΄ Tα•ΌE α—©α‘ŽTI-α–‡IOT α‘­Oα’ͺIα‘•E. α”•TOα‘­ α–‡IOTIα‘ŽG α–‡IGα•ΌT α‘ŽOα—―, Oα–‡ YOα‘Œ α—―Iα’ͺα’ͺ α—·E TOα‘­α—ͺEα‘•KEα—ͺ. YOα‘Œ ᕼᗩᐯE α—·EEα‘Ž α—―α—©α–‡α‘ŽEα—ͺ. α‘ŽO α‘­α‘ŒEα–‡TO α–‡Iα‘•O α‘­α—©α”•TEα–‡Iα‘ŽO α—ͺE α‘ŽIα–‡O Tα—©α–‡Eα‘ŽTIα‘ŽO
twitch chat
April 2014

Hearthstone

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