[Copypasta] No girlfriend. No friends. No talents.

Blockchain NFT Gaming

The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game. You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months. It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level. That should keep your village safe for now. You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better. All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor. Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence. The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic. In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel. Life is good.

July 2022

Cryptocurrency

NFTs

Elephant

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ascii art

November 2014

If my girl and PPMD both drowning

if my girl 😍 and PPMD Kreygasm

both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl’s funeral 😝 chanting STACK 👏 IT 👏 UP 👏 😏 💯 😎 🏆

December 2020

Super Smash Bros

Ninja Mixer announcement

twitchquotes: I know this may come as a shock to many of you, but, as of today, i will be streaming exclusively on Mixer. I know, i know, it's exciting. You know, i feel like this is a really good chance to get back in touch with my roots, and really remember why i fell in love with streaming in the first place.

twitch chat

August 2019

Ninja

Singlee and ready to Minglee

twitchquotes: MingLee

SINGLEE

AND

READY

MINGLEE

twitch chat

November 2015

[Copypasta] No girlfriend. No friends. No talents.

Blockchain NFT Gaming

Cryptocurrency

NFTs

Elephant

If my girl and PPMD both drowning

Super Smash Bros

Ninja Mixer announcement

Singlee and ready to Minglee

Classic

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