twitchquotes:
No girlfriend
No friends
No talents
Saturday night alone
Wasting time on Twitch
Watching a dead game
Reading the chat more than the stream
Spamming pastas brainlessly
Must be me
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Gimme gimme chicken tendies, be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, to find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats.