[Copypasta] No girlfriend. No friends. No talents.

twitchquotes: 4Head No girlfriend 4Head No friends 4Head No talents 4Head Saturday night alone 4Head Wasting time on Twitch 4Head Watching a dead game 4Head Reading the chat more than the stream 4Head Spamming pastas brainlessly 4Head Must be me
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September 2018
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A New Toucan Has Arrived

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘Aโ–‘NEWโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘TOUCANโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘HASโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ARRIVEDโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ– โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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January 2019

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Sleeping naked is a power move anyways

Sleeping naked is a power move anyways. โ€ข โ Burglar breaks in boom Iโ€™m up and naked. Heโ€™s too distracted trying to determine if Iโ€™m a man or woman because of my massive bush to notice me reaching for my glock fawty. โ โ€ข โ When I pee or poop in my sleep from the nightmares I donโ€™t get any clothes dirty just the sheets. โ€ข โ Save money on not having to run an AC in the summer time so I can buy my wife more lingerie for her boyfriend to appreciate.
August 2021

DJ

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ”โฃ‹โฃ‰โก™โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ฎโกžโ โ €โ ˆโขขโ ทโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โขคโฃ‡โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโขฐโ ™โ šโขงโฃ€โข€โฃ โ žโ “โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกธโ €โกŽโ €โฃ€โกคโ โ ‰โ งโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ƒโขฐโกตโ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก€โ €โฃ€โก โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ†โ €โ นโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโขฃโก€โ ˜โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ ™โขคโกˆโขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข โ –โฃ’โฃถโ –โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ฒโ ทโฃ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โฃบโฃถโ –โ ’โ “โขคโฃนโ ถโฃ’โ ฒโก„โ €โ € โ €โข โ โฃžโฃŸโ ‰โ €โฃ–โ ’โฃฒโ €โ €โ ˆโฃณโ €โ €โกŽโกžโ ‰โ €โฃ–โข’โฃขโ €โ €โ ˆโก‡โ นโก„โ € โข โ โ €โ ˜โ ชโข…โฃ€โฃ€โ ‰โฃ€โฃ€โก โ ”โ โ €โ €โ ™โ ฎโฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โ ‰โฃ€โฃ€โกคโ –โ โ €โ นโก„ โกŸโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ “โ ›โ šโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ šโ ›โ ›โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โขป โฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃธ
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January 2024

All hail Wildturtle!

twitchquotes: OMG Its The Real Wildturtle! The best player in the whole NA Server! We are so blessed to be graced with this stream. All Hail Wildturtle!!! Please copy and paste this to show the great Wildturtle our love!
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November 2014
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Please abide by the Reddit amendments

Sir, please abide by the Reddit amendments: โ€ข โ Big Chungus is funny โ€ข โ Keanu Reeves is the second coming of christ โ€ข โ Elon Musk is the third coming of Christ (as well as wholesome 100, he knows Reddit memes) โ€ข โ Fortnite is gay (gay = bad) โ€ข โ Females are dumb while men are cool โ€ข โ Nestle is the worst company ever (as well as the only bad company) โ€ข โ Minecraft is the best game ever made โ€ข โ No emojis allowed (except for ๐Ÿ—ฟ (yo angelo (it's funny because it's a Jojo reference (if you see someone commit a Jojo reference, you are legally forced to continue the reference chain, if you do not, you will be downvoted))) โ€ข โ Being downvoted means you're wrong, if you think you're being wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment, and if you still think you were wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment until you understand what you did wrong โ€ข โ Reddit is the best social media Until I have seen major improvements in your behavior, your post will be awarded one downvote (aka Australia upvote, it's funny because Australia is on the opposite side of the globe compared to Europe and America, lol). This is your first and final warning, if you do not abide by these amendments in the future, everyone will dislike that.
August 2021
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