[Copypasta] I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!

twitchquotes: DansGame "I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst!" KevinTurtle "Get on the plane." 🎶🎵I'm only human after all don't put. your blame on me🎵🎶
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September 2018
With the launch of Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime, the show's commercial was playing all over Twitch.
I used to be a real ad
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Super Meat Boy

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September 2020

YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD

twitchquotes: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR
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October 2017
TwitchPresents

YuGiOh Ad Marathon

I legit LOVE this emote

twitchquotes: TehePelo <--- I legit LOVE this emote, but because of normie people I rarely (if not at all) get to use this emote. It's depressing having something you love, being taken away from you by a despicable small group.
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December 2017

Weebs

Hey Kripp, it’s me Jimmy from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, it’s me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
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April 2018
Kripp

Classic

Tanner from High School

UPLOADING VIRUS EXE

twitchquotes: UPLOADING VIRUS EXE ████████████████] 98%
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November 2014
Reynad
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