[Copypasta] Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, video game journalist and decent human being here. Looking to get your thoughts on the disgusting response of entitled gamers to the Diablo Immortal reveal. On a scale from Hitler (least evil) to Straight White Male PC Gamer (most evil), how would you characterize those who criticize Blizzard? Hope to hear you are as unbiased as I am, thanks!
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November 2018
Kripp
In response to Kripp defending Blizzard about Diablo Immortal, a highly unpopular game (YouTube video)
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"Why does chat hate me?" Cybrix wonders

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As soon as you stop being hardcore

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Trump wakes up chained to the wall

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Kripp

When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin

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Kripp

Hosty can you roleplay as a ghost in real life?

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) hosty can u please roleplay so when ur ghosting u pretend ur a ghost in real life? thank you (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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