[Copypasta] not an weeb thing

twitchquotes: β€˜not an weeb thing’. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering normal people everywhere i go. wherever i look, people with tv show merch, people speaking english. it makes me and millions of other weebs out there feel really attacked.
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February 2019
Tweet: https://twitter.com/breathinbuckyy/status/1091762452524662789
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Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor

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Jumping Mario

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