[Copypasta] not an weeb thing

twitchquotes: ‘not an weeb thing’. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering normal people everywhere i go. wherever i look, people with tv show merch, people speaking english. it makes me and millions of other weebs out there feel really attacked.
twitch chat
February 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hey Doublelift, I'm trying to learn to play Shaco

twitchquotes: HEY DOUBLELIFT, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY SHACO. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED CLG, DECEIVE LIKE YOU DECEIVED CLG, OR HALLUCINATE LIKE YOU MADE CLG HALLUCINATE ABOUT HAVING A CHANCE AT WINNING ANOTHER TOURNAMENT
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November 2015
Doublelift

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Hey Tyler, I heard you’re having problems with fatigue

twitchquotes: Hey Tyler, I heard you’re having problems with fatigue on your stream 2 days ago. This could be due to micronutrient deficiencies. Make sure you’re getting enough Zinc, Magnesium and Vitamin D. You can go to *** to check if you’re lacking nutrition. Also watch the sugar since it causes insulin spikes and subsequent drops which could cause your fatigue. (not shilling that website btw I just want you to reach your full potential) <3 <3 <3
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February 2019
Tyler1

When Kripp plays Reno warrior...

twitchquotes: Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.
twitch chat
November 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Creepy NaM smile

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March 2019

Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber

twitchquotes: ୧༼ °͠_▀̿ ༽? Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber. We request a swashbuckling pirate deck, else ye be walkin the plank. ୧༼ °͠_▀̿ ༽?
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August 2015
Kripp

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

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