[Copypasta] For people that use "XD"

twitchquotes: But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
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February 2019
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I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary.

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary. I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "ๆˆฆใ„, ๆˆฆใ„" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
April 2022

Anime

Weebs

Attack on Titan

Leifman, please go back to work in the salt plant

twitchquotes: Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.
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August 2014
Kripp

Spider

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November 2014

Adapt created, quest activated, now we Jebaited

twitchquotes: Jebaited BATTLECRY OUTDATED Jebaited DISCOVERY OVERRATED Jebaited ADAPT CREATED Jebaited QUEST ACTIVATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE WAITED Jebaited NOW WE JEBAITED Jebaited
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February 2017

Hearthstone

Kripp is MY MAN

twitchquotes: ๏ผค๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ผง๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ผง๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ‹ ๏ผข๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ผŒ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ผญ๏ผน ๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ†๏ผŽ ๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝš ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ
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March 2014
Kripp
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