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Now little Jimmy what do you do if someone bullies you? "I-Ignore them?" Little Jimmy says. "NO!" His parent screams. The parent leans into his ear and whispers "Delete them..."
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Red futures :(
Bought a bunch of calls thinking I was going to be able to afford an escort to shit on my chest, now it's these red futures that are shitting on my chest.
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Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police
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đ˘ ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!
đ˘ ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!
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LCK AKA âliterally canât killâ
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LCK AKA âliterally canât killâ is the most boring major region internationally known for their low tempo boring gameplay, their premier caster LS aka âliterally sleepingâ and owning the record for the longest league game of all time.
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Having to call a judge âyour honorâ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
âYour Honorâ. I mean gimmie a fuckinâ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iâve seriously seen courtrooms where theyâll say âSirâ and the judge will be like âItâs âYour Honorâ young man!!â
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use âSirâ like everybody else.
Itâs some LARPING Iâd expect kids to do. âOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!â
Shut up.
EDIT: Iâm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yâall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying âitâs just a title, like Doctor!â. Judges have a title like âDoctorâ, itâs called âJudgeâ - Doctors donât expect us to call them âThy Healerâ or some crap like that.