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What happened to this ad? :(
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I'm one with the kripp
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Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
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Kripp
Subs vs non-subs
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The best part about being a non-sub is that the chat spam seems real. If a sub is spamming itβs obvious they are just spamming for fun or to troll, because who would give money to a streamer they donβt like? By being a non-sub the possible genuine confusion and disinterest is actually there. And thatβs something subs canβt get.
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I awoke from my coma and muted the stream
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I owe my life to [insert streamer]. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse walked in and changed the Twitch channel to [insert streamer]'s stream. I awoke from my coma and muted [insert streamer].
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Classic
Pepega SUSHI SUSHI
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SUSHI SUSHI π 
RUNNING LOW ON BRAINCELLS π NEED BACKUP π ALLIGATOR π
RUNNING LOW ON BRAINCELLS π NEED BACKUP π ALLIGATOR π
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Pac-Man projectiles
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π π π π π βοΈ π π
π π π π π βοΈ π π
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