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Smartest Man in Existence
twitchquotes:When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
You kids call that a copypasta?
twitchquotes:You kids call that a copypasta? What do you whippersnappers even know about shitposting? You just go to that Twitch Quotes website and copy any kind of crap that is posted there every minute. Well let me tell you: back in my day, we used to craft our own copypasta by hand, full of love and care, using only the freshest memes from Kripp's stream, then shared it with everyone. We didn't simply copy any crap that appeared on our screens. And don't even think of copying this you lazy millenials.
You kids call that a copypasta? What do you whippersnappers even know about shitposting? You just go to that Twitch Quotes website and copy any kind of crap that is posted there every minute. Well let me tell you: back in my day, we used to craft our own copypasta by hand, full of love and care, using only the freshest memes from Kripp's stream, then shared it with everyone. We didn't simply copy any crap that appeared on our screens. And don't even think of copying this you lazy millenials.
Be careful with what emojis you react with
Ok everyone since you donโt listen when Iโm nice, Iโm going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (๐คก), a skull (๐), or a nerd face (๐ค) isnโt funny. Itโs not cool, itโs not interesting, itโs annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular arenโt funny, theyโre RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak out truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefullyโฆ
Ok everyone since you donโt listen when Iโm nice, Iโm going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (๐คก), a skull (๐), or a nerd face (๐ค) isnโt funny. Itโs not cool, itโs not interesting, itโs annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular arenโt funny, theyโre RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak out truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefullyโฆ
If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them
twitchquotes:If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ๐๐ป. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth ๐ข. if world against the kripp, i am against the world โ๐โ๏ธ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. ๐ .. Die Hard fan of kripp ๐ค๐น. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world ๐ค
If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them ๐๐ป. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me ๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth ๐ข. if world against the kripp, i am against the world โ๐โ๏ธ. i love #kripp till my last breath.. ๐ .. Die Hard fan of kripp ๐ค๐น. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world ๐ค
