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๐ป ๐ผ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐ฟ ๐ซ Daily Airport Security Test! Can you pass? โ 
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Anime is art
Anime isn't just a bunch of cheap American ripoffs of cartoons, it's art. Next time you American sheeple are watching your simpsons or south park or whatever mindless American cartoons that have plots, storylines and comedy, I'll be Admiring the wonderful and superior art of Chinese cartoons.
Weebs
Six foot antlers
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I bet all you beta f*gs don't wear antlers either. Science has shown that the male deers with the largest antlers attract the most females, so obviously the exact same principle works for human females. When I walk into the club reeking of sweat with six foot antlers strapped to my head, I get the attention of every female in the room. Pretty much ever man too, that's how powerful the effect is.
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Minecraft, but he's torturing my cock and balls.
In this video, I have to beat Minecraft while my friend is torturing my cock and balls. He has a humbler, a stretcher and can actively kick them at any time he wishes. Can I beat the Ender Dragon before my testicles are ruptured? Watch to find out. Also, according to Youtube statistics, only a small percentage of people who watch my videos are actually subscribed, so if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. It's free and you can always unsubscribe. Enjoy the video.
Look, kid. You wanna give up?
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Look, ๐ kid. ๐ฆ You ๐ wanna ๐ give 
up? ๐บ Fine. ๐ But ๐ you ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ here ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ this ๐ far ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ all ๐ฏ these ๐ followers, fans, admirers, and ๐ hot ๐ฅ groupies by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ Don't ๐ซ give up. ๐บ You're the ๐ champ. You're the ๐ boshy.
up? ๐บ Fine. ๐ But ๐ you ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ here ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ this ๐ far ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ all ๐ฏ these ๐ followers, fans, admirers, and ๐ hot ๐ฅ groupies by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ Don't ๐ซ give up. ๐บ You're the ๐ champ. You're the ๐ boshy.
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MOONMOON
48 year man from somalia
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Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england.. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
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