[Copypasta] What is a GOAT?

twitchquotes: The domestic goat or simply goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of C. aegagrus domesticated from the wild goat of Southwest Asia and Eastern Europe.
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February 2019

Overwatch

GOATS is a team comp spammed by many Overwatch League teams right now.
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I officially hate Twitch

twitchquotes: I officially hate Twitch. I worked so hard all day to make a copy pasta that would take the OWL by storm. But no one is considerate enough to copy it with me. Maybe I should just spam J LUL K E like the rest of you sheep
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March 2018
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i am currently trapped in 800 SR bronze

twitchquotes: moon i am currently trapped in 800 SR bronze my mains are Torbjorn and Bastion (I'm a huge defensive player, you know, a good defense is a gooder offense) but my team refuses to play around me and sometime even report me. Why elo hell is real??? How do you overcome adversity and become top 500? Thanks you for your time :)
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July 2017
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Can Everyone stop spamming J LUL K E

twitchquotes: Can Everyone stop spamming J LUL K E he is a pro player that is on the level far above any of you will ever be and its disrespectful for him as a legend dps to play junkrat when J LUL K E is being spammed
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March 2018
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Bumper Ameng burger

twitchquotes: Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengā€™s cheeks as he squatted on Bumperā€™s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengā€™s hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
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March 2019
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I donā€™t know what Overwatch is

twitchquotes: I donā€™t know what Overwatch is. Thereā€™s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donā€™t know. And then sometimes if that wasnā€™t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iā€™m getting a handle on what ā€œJunkrat kin discourseā€ is yall show up with ā€œThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā€ and then SHEā€™S part of the Overwatchers. ā€œThis is Swedish Beefcakeā€ could yall? not?? I still donā€™t know what a Hanzo is.
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April 2021

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