[Copypasta] What is a GOAT?

twitchquotes: The domestic goat or simply goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of C. aegagrus domesticated from the wild goat of Southwest Asia and Eastern Europe.
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📞 HELLO CHIPS? 📞 THE SPAWN HERE

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Nothing says high octane Overwatch like reaper and mei

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God I wish Winston was real

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