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Wow! I love Verizonβ’!
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Wow! I love Verizonβ’! Iβm glad that the internet is so free! Isnβt it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itβs really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iβm sure they wonβt abuse it! Thank you Verizonβ’! I love Verizonβ’! Donβt you love Verizonβ’?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonβ’! Canβt you see theyβre protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donβt you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonβ’! Thank you Verizonβ’! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying βthis is whatβs best for a free and open internetβ and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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Purify is not particularly fun or interactive
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Purify created a strategy that revolved around trying to lose to your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Silencing your own minions and battles between the players and Blizzard make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but spending 2 mana on a trash card in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.
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Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass
I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass.
I am male if it matters. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me.
The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.
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