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Arr. It's driving me nuts
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"
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Kripp, Blizzard here again
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Kripp, Blizzard here again. We've noticed that you've been away from Hearthstone for at least 2 hours. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still mages? We're serious about nerfing them if it's a problem to you. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon!
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Complexities behind classical music
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Chat doesnt understand the complexities behind classical music. While most of chat spends their days spamming "Kappas" and such, I study music theory and the works of Bach and Mozart. Musical masterpieces such as these are not easy for the average person to comprehend, and certainly above those that chat.
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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ββββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ββββββββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... βββββββββββββββββ] 99% complete..... π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable βͺI could never delete you Brother!π Send this to ten other πͺMujahideenπͺ who would give their lives for ο·²Allahο·² Or never get called βοΈBrotherβοΈ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you π«β β‘π« 3 back: you're off the martyr listβοΈπ¦ 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatlyβͺπ¦ 10+ back: JANAHο·²!ο·²!ππβͺπ
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