[Copypasta] My e-girl e-cheated on me

twitchquotes: My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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March 2019
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The default dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปdefault dance๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป is truly a ๐Ÿ–Šmasterpiece. NeverโŒin all of history๐Ÿ•–๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ•šhas such an artistic masterpiece๐Ÿ–Š ever been created. The choreography๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป is possibly the most beautiful๐Ÿ˜ sight๐Ÿ‘€ ever beheld by the human๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ eye๐Ÿ‘. The sharp ๐Ÿ”ชsound of the SLAP๐Ÿ‘ when the playerโ€™s hands๐Ÿ‘ collide perfectly ๐Ÿ’ฏ with the beat of the song ๐ŸŽต sends a bone chillingโ˜ ๏ธ shiver down my spine, every single time ๐Ÿ•˜I hear it๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿป. I find my self watching ๐Ÿ‘€my in-game ๐ŸŽฎavatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปfor hours๐Ÿ•ง on end.
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November 2018

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To a horse, the world is basically Candyland

Have you ever thought about how, to a horse, the world is basically Candyland? Like they're wandering down a trail and boom, there's just some thistles. And then to the left, a delicious tree. There's just food all over the ground everywhere. Horses seem pretty excited about it.
April 2022

HassanChop

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April 2018

I strongly support Nintendo in their potential legal action against the developers of Palworld

As a huge fan of Pokemon and someone who has played my fair share of video games, I strongly support Nintendo in their potential legal action against the developers of Palworld. In my opinion, what the developers have done is nothing short of blatant plagiarism. It is one thing to take inspiration from another artist's work and add one's own unique twist on it, but what Palworld has done goes far beyond that. The game's designs, including the creatures and their abilities, are almost identical to those of Pokemon. The overall feel and atmosphere of the game are also remarkably similar to Pokemon. It is as if the developers have taken the Pokemon world and simply given it a new name and coat of paint. It is important to note that this sort of plagiarism not only harms the gaming industry, but it also hurts the people who are genuinely creative and innovate within the industry. By allowing blatant copying of others' work to go unpunished, we send a message that original thought and creation are not valued. This, in turn, disincentivizes creativity and innovation in favor of simply taking ideas from others. Additionally, using a well-known brand and franchise like Pokemon without permission is a clear violation of intellectual property rights. By doing so, the developers of Palworld are profiting off of intellectual property that they do not own. This is a serious offense that can lead to negative legal consequences if Nintendo were to take legal action against them. In conclusion, I strongly support Nintendo in their potential legal actionagainst the developers of Palworld. Plagiarism has no place in the gaming industry, and allowing it to go unpunished sets a dangerous precedent that disincentivizes creativity and innovation. It is crucial that we protect intellectual property rights and reward those who are genuinely creative and innovative within the industry.
January 2024

Palworld

Wow! I love Verizonโ„ข!

twitchquotes: Wow! I love Verizonโ„ข! Iโ€™m glad that the internet is so free! Isnโ€™t it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itโ€™s really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iโ€™m sure they wonโ€™t abuse it! Thank you Verizonโ„ข! I love Verizonโ„ข! Donโ€™t you love Verizonโ„ข?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonโ„ข! Canโ€™t you see theyโ€™re protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donโ€™t you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonโ„ข! Thank you Verizonโ„ข! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying โ€œthis is whatโ€™s best for a free and open internetโ€ and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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December 2017

Net Neutrality

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