[Copypasta] My e-girl e-cheated on me

twitchquotes: My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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March 2019
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It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK 😀😀 and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS πŸŽ’πŸ“šπŸ†πŸ† and FUCK THESE FINALS πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL πŸ‘πŸ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š the BOOKS πŸ“˜πŸ“—πŸ“™till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW 😫😫 and your PEN πŸ–ŠπŸ–Šis DRY 😡😡. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ and do this THING πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST 🀀🀀 SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! 😱😱
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December 2019

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Jared and Jock E-Athelete bullies

twitchquotes: Jared shuffles to his locker wiping a tear from his eye. He looks over his shoulder to see DOM and QT, the jock E-Athlete bullies, laughing at him and his wedgie. Jared clinches his fist in rage knowing that soon the time would come, he will show them...
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Every 60 seconds in Murica, 60000 burgers are digested

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)ο»Ώ Eᴠᴇʀʏ 60 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ΙͺΙ΄ Mα΄œΚ€Ιͺα΄„α΄€, 60,000 Κ™α΄œΚ€Ι’α΄‡Κ€s ᴀʀᴇ α΄…Ιͺɒᴇsᴛᴇᴅ. Tα΄Ι’α΄‡α΄›Κœα΄‡Κ€ ᴑᴇ α΄„α΄€Ι΄ sα΄›α΄α΄˜ α΄›ΚœΙͺs. PΚŸα΄‡α΄€sᴇ sα΄˜Κ€α΄‡α΄€α΄… α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴑᴏʀᴅ. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
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December 2014
Kripp

PASTE THIS CREEP FOR THE REVERSE SWEEP

twitchquotes: PASTE SSSsss THIS SSSsss CREEP SSSsss FOR SSSsss THE SSSsss REVERSE SSSsss SWEEP
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September 2018

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Molly

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀ MOLLYΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀
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March 2014
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