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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once
A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like heās really tall and large but the guy couldnāt be more than 5ā4ā. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said āThe required information is in the lab directionsā but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadnāt even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology Iāve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldnāt find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
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If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell āamogusā 69 times
If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell āamogusā 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
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Daveās Hot āN Juicy 1/4lb Single
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My god, I would kill someone for a Daveās Hot āN Juicy 1/4lb Single right about now. I mean that bakery bun, coupled with that sexy melted American cheese, the kick of those red onions, and the salty, seasoned square of beef that is always fresh and never frozen cannot be topped anywhere. Every time I bite into a Wendyās burger, itās like itās making love to my tastebuds. I donāt even like eating fast food; unless itās Wendyās.
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MY NAMES HIKO IM A BAITER
IM A BAITER Mad Bomber Diary
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Mad Bomber Diary 11/11/14: Dear Diary, Kripp has played me 200th time today, he always keeps me for his greediest plays like I'm one of his prosterinos. I shall take this torment no more, I demand that he coins me out on an empty board like an honest minion from now on. Pls no copy pasterino my story
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