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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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Chuck Testa and Cattarian
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Hey Kripparian its me Chuck Testa. I'd personally like to Taxidermize your friend beast Cattarian. "Hey Kripp, it's me Cattarian and I approve of this method!" NOOOOPE it's just me Chuck Testa. Your cat would appreciate being worshiped and praised in the afterlife though. So, lets get that cats body and let me do my hobby.
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DONALD TRUMP NUDES
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IF πΊπΈ YOU πΊπΈ SEE πΊπΈ A LINK πΊπΈ THAT πΊπΈ SAYS πΊπΈ DONALD πΊπΈ TRUMP πΊπΈ NUDES πΊπΈ DONβT πΊπΈ CLICK πΊπΈ ITS πΊπΈ A πΊπΈ VIRUS πΊπΈ THAT πΊπΈ PUTS πΊπΈ AMERICAN πΊπΈ FLAGS πΊπΈ BETWEEN πΊπΈ EVERY πΊπΈ WORD πΊπΈ YOU πΊπΈ TYPE
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Reynad's guitar is a prop, not an instrument
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Dear reynad why is that guitar used as a prop only and not an instrument. it saddens me to see that little guy sitting all alone without some to pluck his strings. he will never realize his full potential without your love. pls no copy pastarino bambino cappuccino.
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Don't talk in the chat unless you're classed as high sr
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Don't talk in the chat unless you're classed as high sr (2000+) 
keep chat high quality
keep chat high quality
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Kripp is an enigma
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Kripp is an enigma. The RNG of this *** he's trying to do with General Drakkisath doesn't bother him ... but if some dude gets a good bomber in arena, it sends him into an emotional tailspin.
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