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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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My dong strong and hard as diamond
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No one believed in my dong, but when I raised it, QTpie saw it and found a shred of potential in it. Then he believed. And all the others did as well. QTpie believes, and now so do I. I shall climb these mountains of Gold, destroy those Platinum plebs, and then, and only then, my dong will be strong and hard. As a diamond.
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Moderators you have no right to ban me
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Dear moderators. You have no right to ban me or remove my messages. Do you even know who my father is? He is a very powerful and rich man. I strongly advise you not to mess with me or consequences will be met in court. I hope you understand all the seriousness of the situation. Have a good day.
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YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FEELS GOOD MAN
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FEELS GOOD MAN Please do not type in chat unless you are high ELO
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Please do not type in chat unless you are high ELO (silver 2 and above) 
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Let's have a high quality chat please
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