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My e-girl e-cheated on me after an entire e-day of e-dating and now I'm e-sad. On another e-note, e-girls please send in your e-resumes, I am currently looking to e-fill an e-position.
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I used to be a real ad
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Why isn't NA in Worlds?
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Hey guys Iām new here. But isnāt this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think Itās really unfair that there arenāt any NA teams, why isnāt such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?
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Riot Games
League of Legends
Donald Trump said to Trump
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Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, ādid u Trumpā¦Trump?ā He replied āNo Trump I didnāt Trump while playing Trumpsā¦Trumpā, Trump then said āsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumpsā¦Trumpā, He replied āHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gamingā¦Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibblerā¦?ā 
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Trump
Ban one American, get the whole McDonald's
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ban one american and you get the whole mcdonalds
ban one american and you get the whole mcdonalds
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MODS
Ban X Get The Whole Y
EU vs NA
Kripparian here with VEGAN FACTS
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Hi guys Kripp here with VEGAN FACTS! Did you know that milk is literally !Worse Than Hitler! and also killed many people during the Twitch Chat-ocaust in the 1940's? If you drink milk your bones will be as frail as Reynad's Rag RNG and you'll basically be Leifman's brother. Well, that's all for today's vegan facts! Bye guys! BRO FIST!!
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Kripp
Please ask your opponent to emote Kripp
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Dear Kripp, whenever I watch you it is hard for me to tell if my video has frozen or not because your face never moves. Please ask your opponent to emote so I know it's live!
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Kripp