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honestly melee is dead, it has been since smash 4. Please dont talk about melee in a smash ultimate chat. ๐ก
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Smash bros in the year 20XX
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The year is 20XX. Every official stream online has zero views because grassroots organizations have usurped all Esports streams. Nintendo is destitute and broke, their only source of income is through taxing sold copies of Melee, CRTs, and gamecubes. Society has evolved to the point that with a cybernetic implant, you can connect directly to netplay and shine on your opponent while broadcasting free of a DMCA complaint and a C&D letter from Nintendo. Doug Bowser is the last living human without an implant, and is found cold and naked, wondering why everyone is constantly talking about wavedashes.
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Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith
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The year is 20XX. Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith. No longer are matches decided through complex inputs and tactics. It began when some questioned the idea of matchups against characters. The community realized that gameplay no longer mattered, and only the character. Tournaments became complex games of rock-paper-scissors, and eventually another epiphany was had. Why bother with deciding afterwards and wasting time when the match could be decided before it began? Thus, referees decided who won and who lost automatically using a combination of facial recognition AI, mandatory reflex tests, and standardized quizzes and tests on military tactics and stratagem. With time, tests weren't even needed. Judges became so acute at deciding who won and who lost that tournaments happened in seconds, and results uploaded in less. The final destination was reached. Babies were bred and engineered to become the most desirable "players", if one could call it that. Soon, humanity ceased to think, and became mindless slaves to the autonomous ones and zeroes that decided their worth, ironically becoming the machines they once played with.
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Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk
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( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) ___[NAIR][NAIR] Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk
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I want to smash
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I want to smash. No, not sex, not even in a physical way. I want to sit down and play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate while laughing and having a good time. I want to play 1v1โs. I want to play on your team against lvl. 3 CPUโs. You can be Kirby. I can play Jigglypuff. No items.
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Not your naked body
SPAM THIS BREAD TO HELP BALD HEAD
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SPAM ๐ฅ THIS ๐ฅ BREAD ๐ฅ TO ๐ฅ HELP ๐ฅ BALD ๐ฅ HEAD ๐ฅ
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