"YOU KNOW I DON'T DO ANAL", squeals Reynad as he scurried away, but it doesn't matter. "Get your ass back her!" roars Forsen as he grabs Reynad's flaccid donger and pulls him back. Forsen penetrates Reynad with his Iron Juggernaut. Moments later the mine explodes, dealing 10 damage to Reynad's rectal cavity. "Hmmm, well played" whispers Forsen in Reynads ear as he takes the lethal.
Honestly, that's what Icall a cool story bro
twitchquotes:Honestly, that's what Icall a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy andpasted itto word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells
Honestly, that's what Icall a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy andpasted itto word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells