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thank you for slow mode. im an old man and chat scrolling so fast makes it hard to keep up. thank you again from a 56 year old veteran.
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What could possibly be that washed up?
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Hey QT, my family just got back from Hawaii. We noticed this obese life form washed up on shore. We walked over to see what could possibly be that washed up. My brother poked it with a stick and it twitched and said "wow that actually fuckin killed me" wonder what it could be?
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imaqtpie
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Kog'Maw's passive
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Hi Imaqtpie. I noticed that in your games you utilize KogāMaws passive A LOT, but when I watch LCS players I see them go an ENTIRE teamfight without using their passive even ONCE. Are they playing the champion to its full potential or are you?
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imaqtpie
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League of Legends
Sonic Inflation
Today I learned that in 2003 the fast food company āSonicā began printing out their own money to pay their workers. This led to a huge inflation in the economy and was one of the leading factors of the 2008-2009 recession. Would highly recommend looking up Sonic Inflation on google if you want to learn more.
I am not a simp.
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And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iāve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedā never simped for a girl. Iāve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iām a simp. Well, Iām not a simp. Iāve never simped for any girl Iāve got. I am not a simp.
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Corridor creeper nerfed
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šIn the dungeon I go deeperšin set reviews I was a sleeperšwhen minions die I get cheaperšYou guessed it rightšI'm 3 attack weakerš
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