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thank you for slow mode. im an old man and chat scrolling so fast makes it hard to keep up. thank you again from a 56 year old veteran.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Sorry, I dropped my chess set
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β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β Sorry, I've dropped my chess set β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β ββ ββ β
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imaqtpie
I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking (Nolan Grayson)
I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Nolan Grayson. That perfect, shredded body. The perfectly trimmed mustache. The planet conquering skills of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and have me birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance for Nolan Grayson to get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Robert Kirkman create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
NEVER LUCKY
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NEVER LUCKY
NEVER LUCKY
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Kripp
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Sniperino
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ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½_β’οΈ»Μ·ΜΏβ»ΜΏββδΈ Sniperino
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Reynad
Great Thermo-War
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It is the year 2134. I am one of the last people on the planet. Nearly everyone was wiped out in the Great Thermo-War. Now there is no reason to live. I open my holodeck-transponder and go to "Twitch tv". I turn on Kripp's stream and see that he has made it to Rank 10. I succumb to my radiation poisoning.
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