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thank you for slow mode. im an old man and chat scrolling so fast makes it hard to keep up. thank you again from a 56 year old veteran.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Muffins the dog in love with cats
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I'm muffins! i'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats! That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doogos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to o with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now!
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This guy's pasta is CRAZY!
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β This guy's pasta is CRAZY!β β βMy rigatoni can't win against a linguini like thatβ β "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" β βHe meatballed the only marinara that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect fettucini β βThere was nothing I could cookβ β βI cooked that al denteβ
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Un'Goro volcano board copypasta
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π₯ π π’ π β = π
π₯ π π’ π β = π
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Hearthstone
A cat's eye view is the best advantage
I'm from NA, my job is streaming
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I'm from NA My job is streaming Getting out of groups? You must be dreaming!
I'm from NA My job is streaming Getting out of groups? You must be dreaming!
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