[Copypasta] Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here. I finally see that you got your vegan bitch ass to work. Remember, you're forced by contract to show off this game in all its splendor. And not only I'm paying you with a fuckton of money, but you also might get your wife back soon enough. So you better start getting some kills and play decently, or you will have to say goodbye to your midget dog. Happy gaming.
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June 2019
Kripp

sellout

What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp is censoring his chat

twitchquotes: TheIlluminati Kripp is censoring his chat. Don't believe me? Look at this: Kripp is a ████. Kripp is ███████ out to g2a. Kripp is a blizzard █████ TheIlluminati SPREAD THE TRUTH TheIlluminati
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February 2017
Kripp

See you in court

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, this is Anne, just letting you know that the DNA test came back positive and I will be seeing you in court to get my child support. Oh and btw she is now 4 years old and asking where is daddy ***, either way see you in court..
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December 2014
Kripp

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!” ☑ “My salt can't win against salt like that” ☑ "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" ☑ “He top decked the only excuse that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect CTRL+V ☑ “There was nothing I could paste” ☑ “I copypasta'd that perfectly”
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May 2017
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

D3 is boring

twitchquotes: Hmm, something tells me that Kripps audience has gotten enough from D3 for most part... Just can't really put my finger on... ResidentSleeper
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February 2015
Kripp

Interactive Game

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Kripp, here's an "interactive game" for you. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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