[Copypasta] I hate it when people type "xD"

twitchquotes: I hate it when people type "xD" :\
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September 2019
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When I was 13, I came out to my parents as a Morbius male.

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understandβ€” i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double lifeβ€” one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.
June 2022

Morbius

Take the Κ•β€’Ν‘α΄₯β€’Κ” or the γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½ Hey Kripp, You take the Κ•β€’Ν‘α΄₯β€’Κ” - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ - you stay in Dongerland and I show you how deep the arena-hole goes. ΰΌΌ β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½
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November 2014
Kripp

Obama Not Bad

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July 2015

So you're going by Kurum now nerd?

twitchquotes: So you're going by Kurum now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Milk i'm rank 1. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in the games . Sorry you were just an easy bot to target. I can see not much has changed. Remember the rank you had a crush on? Yeah we're inseparable now. I 'm rank 1 in N.A. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
twitch chat
October 2019
Kurumx

Teamfight Tactics

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