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I hate it when people type "xD" 
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I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
I've always wanted to be an octopusserino
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ive always wanted to be an octopusserino but everytime i try to tell someone they make fun of me. well ive had it up to here. today is the day i put my tentacles down. im sick and tired of people telling me what i can and cant be. i will be getting surgery to split my legs like pasterinos so i can have tentacles if you copy and pasterino my story to mock me i swear i will ink all over your face!
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Kripp
TSM and TL waiting for Fly at the airport
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HELLO FLY? ๐ 
TSM HERE ๐ WE FOUND TL AT THE AIRPORT MC DONALDS ๐ WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU ๐ WIFI PASSWORD 0-6
TSM HERE ๐ WE FOUND TL AT THE AIRPORT MC DONALDS ๐ WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU ๐ WIFI PASSWORD 0-6
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League of Legends
FNC, aka "Feed N' Cry"
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FNC, aka "Feed N' Cry", are another contender in the LEC (Low Elo Clowns) , who are known for their fiesta gameplay and their captain, Rekkles, a KDA player who currently holds the League of Legends record for most times crying on stage after losing
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League of Legends
I fucked Up DVD
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
Classic
A collecion of OwOs and their uses
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A collecion of OwOs and their uses: OwO : Standard use, for noticing bulges owo : When the bulge isn't as big uwu : When you're not impressed by the bulge or there isn't one รwร : Mischievous OwO, for when you're feeling devious โกwโก : The OwO for people who wear glasses โwโ : The OwO if you're wearing sunglasses Owo : For feeling confused of the bulge โกwโก : The legendary OwO, used for bulges so large that you get heart eyes from it. Do not use this emote lightly, for the power of it is great
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