[Copypasta] I hate it when people type "xD"

twitchquotes: I hate it when people type "xD" :\
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September 2019
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twitchquotes: Hey๐Ÿ˜ stop๐Ÿšจright there โœ‹ this is the police ๐Ÿ‘ฎ if you post another ๐Ÿ“– copy๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ pasta again in this neighborhood ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ  I'm gonna have to ๐Ÿ”’arrest you๐Ÿ”’ no ticket today ๐Ÿ‘ฆ kiddo ๐Ÿ“Ÿthis is just a warning โš  be careful next time๐Ÿšง
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June 2017

AITA for wanting to play Fortnite?

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
March 2021

Fortnite

Am I The Asshole?

Mango Bay CoolCat

twitchquotes: CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat
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January 2017

Dota 2

Tuck Frump

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014
Forsen

A rabbit is a symbol of time

twitchquotes: A rabbit is a symbol of time, like the rabbit from Alice in wonderland carrying a stopwatch taking Alice to a different place (and time). Tides picked a rabbit to suit his name, as another world (other waves) combined with the stopwatch actually combines into his name. Or maybe he just thought the rabbit was cute. Also, rabbits eat their own shit.
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July 2019
TidesOfTime
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