twitchquotes:
NOT EVERYONE IN THE CHAT CAN WEAR HAT 
NOT EVERYONE IN THE CHAT CAN WEAR HAT
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith
twitchquotes:
The year is 20XX. Competitive Super Smash Bros Melee has reached its zenith. No longer are matches decided through complex inputs and tactics. It began when some questioned the idea of matchups against characters. The community realized that gameplay no longer mattered, and only the character. Tournaments became complex games of rock-paper-scissors, and eventually another epiphany was had. Why bother with deciding afterwards and wasting time when the match could be decided before it began? Thus, referees decided who won and who lost automatically using a combination of facial recognition AI, mandatory reflex tests, and standardized quizzes and tests on military tactics and stratagem. With time, tests weren't even needed. Judges became so acute at deciding who won and who lost that tournaments happened in seconds, and results uploaded in less. The final destination was reached. Babies were bred and engineered to become the most desirable "players", if one could call it that. Soon, humanity ceased to think, and became mindless slaves to the autonomous ones and zeroes that decided their worth, ironically becoming the machines they once played with.
twitch chat
Super Smash Bros
It's Election Day FeelsBadMan
twitchquotes:
First UK Now NA Get Ready America It's Election Day!
First UK Now NA Get Ready America It's Election Day!
twitch chat
2016 US Election
Stop the spam or the donger dies
twitchquotes:
YES(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_ stop the spam or the donger dies
twitch chat
Reynad
Kripp can't beat anyone
twitchquotes:
My dad beats me My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone
twitch chat
Kripp
Classic
This ZeRo guy seems pretty good
twitchquotes:
This ZeRo guy seems pretty good. He could be a top player in a few months or maybe even #1.
twitch chat