Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon
twitchquotes:Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out.This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out.This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
when were you when john lenin dies
twitchquotes:apology for poor english. when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring. βjohn is killβ βnoβ
apology for poor english. when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring. βjohn is killβ βnoβ
Tannerina Tanners girlfriend
twitchquotes:Hey itβs me Tanner I just wanted to apologize for always coming here and being mean to you. I shouldnβt have been so mean back in high school and Iβm really sorry. HAH JUST KIDDING itβs Tannerina Tanners girlfriend, you really think he would ever apologize to you? Iβm off to the nail salon catch ya later
Hey itβs me Tanner I just wanted to apologize for always coming here and being mean to you. I shouldnβt have been so mean back in high school and Iβm really sorry. HAH JUST KIDDING itβs Tannerina Tanners girlfriend, you really think he would ever apologize to you? Iβm off to the nail salon catch ya later
Shame on you guys,copying and pasting like sheeps
twitchquotes:Is this seriuous,human race?This is what we have become?Shame on you guys,copying and pasting like sheeps,do you even read what are you copying,God have mercy on these poor souls,they know not what they do...
Is this seriuous,human race?This is what we have become?Shame on you guys,copying and pasting like sheeps,do you even read what are you copying,God have mercy on these poor souls,they know not what they do...