[Copypasta] Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

Please don't use Kappa

twitchquotes: I am from Japan and was raised hearing terrifying stories about kappas from my grandfather. Those are horrible turtle-like monsters who lure and kill children. And then I join this site and see you use it as a joke with a grey faced man. This is not right! I am scared of using the chat now, bringing me bad memories. Please, don't use that emote.

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September 2020

Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: ce: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. Due to the severity of your head meat slabs this procedure only has a 10% likelihood of success due to the extreme invasiveness the slab removal will take. Let me know

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July 2019

Tyler1

Kripp, it's your son Krippunks from the future

twitchquotes: Kripp, it's your son Krippunks from the future. In the year 2020, the Earth is attacked by a series of Hearthstone Bots called RNGdroids 17 and 18. Everyone dies except Reynad and me. He trains me to be a Salt Warrior. You must train to defeat the RNGdroids!

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November 2014

Kripp

Please confirm Kappa is working

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face. Please confirm that your Kappa

face is working properly.

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March 2014

Hunter's mark face

twitchquotes: Wtf are you doing, just hunter's mark face and kill him?! FailFish

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March 2014

Reynad

[Copypasta] Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

Please don't use Kappa

Professional headmeat physician

Kripp, it's your son Krippunks from the future

Please confirm Kappa is working

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