[Copypasta] Hi Kripp this is Battlemaster's wife Housewifemaster

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp this is Battlemaster's wife Housewifemaster, i've noticed that my husband is never home to play with the Childrenmasters and they are really missing their Fathermaster. Could you choose my dear Husbandmaster less so that my kids can grow up with an actual Dadmaster? Thank you Kripp, maybe he can take you to Gymmaster so you can put some muscle on that scrawny vegan body.
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May 2020
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Kripp paints and is one off lethal

twitchquotes: Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But itโ€™s too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. click He forgot to buy bullets. โ€œOne off lethal,โ€ Rania sobs.
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February 2019
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Stream snipers

twitchquotes: One day, the Papa asks Kripp to go fishing, Kripp shrugs, โ€œAlright, but catch and release only โ€“ Iโ€™m vegan.โ€ They arrive at the local pristine clear waters of an Ontario stream brimming with wild trout and prepare to fish. Suddenly Kripp shouts, โ€œGet down!โ€. A crack sounds through the air, and the Papa sees Kripp on the ground bleeding. His final words are, โ€œFucking stream snipers.โ€
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Topdecking and Wrecking

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