[Copypasta] Hi Kripp this is Battlemaster's wife Housewifemaster

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp this is Battlemaster's wife Housewifemaster, i've noticed that my husband is never home to play with the Childrenmasters and they are really missing their Fathermaster. Could you choose my dear Husbandmaster less so that my kids can grow up with an actual Dadmaster? Thank you Kripp, maybe he can take you to Gymmaster so you can put some muscle on that scrawny vegan body.
twitch chat
May 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

What happened to this ad? :(
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Chuck Testa and Cattarian

twitchquotes: Hey Kripparian its me Chuck Testa. I'd personally like to Taxidermize your friend beast Cattarian. "Hey Kripp, it's me Cattarian and I approve of this method!" NOOOOPE it's just me Chuck Testa. Your cat would appreciate being worshiped and praised in the afterlife though. So, lets get that cats body and let me do my hobby.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Unrelease taunt cards or I'll do it SMOrc

twitchquotes: SMOrc 炭炭 炭炭 炭炭 炭'炭'\痰蛧炭炭\. UNRELEASE TAUNT CARDS OR I'LL DO IT SMOrc 炭炭 炭炭 炭炭 炭'炭'\痰蛧炭炭\.
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

twitchquotes: 馃摓 BabyRage HELLO BLIZZARD 馃摓 BabyRage I WANT TO REPORT A BUG 馃摓 BabyRage MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
twitch chat
February 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

I come to Twitch chat to discuss important geopolitical events like the Ukraine crisis

twitchquotes: You guys are ruining my chat experience. I come to the Twitch chat to discuss important geopolitical events like the ukraine crisis and it's implications on the socioeconomics of Eastern Europe. Yet here you are ruining everything with your frankerzs and kappas.
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

袪校小小袣袠袡 袠袥袠 袘校袧孝

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 袪校小小袣袠袡 袠袥袠 袘校袧孝 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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