[Copypasta] Now I have to mod this chat?

twitchquotes: chat, I was in the middle of curling a 75lb dumbbell and climbing into my ferrari when I noticed you guys spamming dogshit in chat. I was about to go hangout with one of my 4 smoking hot gfs and now I have to mod this chat? Pathetic
twitch chat
August 2020

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I used to be a real ad
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Can I mod your chat?

twitchquotes: Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappaā€™s, Iā€™ve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrianā€™s chat with over 300 confirmed bans. Iā€™m trained in copy pasta warfare and Iā€™m the top mod on Twitch.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

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I WAS MUTED FOR THE PAST 1200 SECONDS

twitchquotes: IVE BEEN MUTED FOR THE PAST 1200 SECONDS BECAUSE THE MODS CANT TAKE CRITICISM OR JOKES, IF I GET MUTED AGAIN, IM REPORTING THEM TO THE ODO FACTION TWITTER
twitch chat
April 2019

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Ban one fish, get the school

twitchquotes: FishMoley ban FishMoley one FishMoley fish FishMoley and FishMoley you'll FishMoley get FishMoley the FishMoley school FishMoley
twitch chat
September 2016

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Ban X Get The Whole Y

Back from my 600 seconds timeout

twitchquotes: Hello guys, I'm back from my 200 seconds timeout. During that time I was able to finish my 200 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by twitch tv Nazi moderators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper. Pls no coperino my paperino.
twitch chat
September 2014

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My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itā€™s a job

my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heā€™s, ā€œgot too much on his plate alreadyā€. That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heā€™s doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnā€™t clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donā€™t know what to do. Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
November 2021

Reddit

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