[Copypasta] find yourself a man that respects you

twitchquotes: Poor [female streamer name here], she always has to deal with these idiots. if I was her boyfriend she would get treated like the queen she is. I would never embarass her especially not in front of other people. This is disgusting. [female streamer name here] if you are reading this just get away from these morons and find yourself a man that respects you.
twitch chat
October 2020

Simps

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I do not give a shit i simp for pokimane

I do not give a shit i simp for pokimane and I'm a tier 3 sub fuck all those amateur's i wanna smell those pretty feet of yours pokimane you know when i was a little boy i used to slap girls ass when i was young and some of them liked it some of them didn't well guess what i wanna do that to pokimane and make her moan "daddy harder" but heh listen i have way more dirtier plans for pokimane heh i bought every single merchandise pokimane has you know i've come soo far don't mess it up you pussy's ok! I will continue to simp i will continue to slap girl's asses and i don't care if it's sexual assault i WILL DO IT. And i could do it to boys too heh well that's it you understand the whole reason why am writing this.
February 2022
Pokimane

Simps

I am not a simp.

twitchquotes: And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iā€™ve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedā€“ never simped for a girl. Iā€™ve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iā€™m a simp. Well, Iā€™m not a simp. Iā€™ve never simped for any girl Iā€™ve got. I am not a simp.
twitch chat
July 2020

Simps

You arenā€™t like the other girls. You're built different

I have seen numerous people use this filter and I can confidently say that your rendition of the use of this filter is by far the best Iā€™ve ever seen. Youā€™re absolutely hilarious, very quirky, whacky, and unique. And you know you are all of those things. I just love how raw, unscripted, and genuine your reactions are whilst using this filter. No other person has ever posted something like this. Itā€™s so refreshing to see someone as different yet original as you. As clichĆ© as it may sound, you arenā€™t like the other girls. You were built different. And I applause you for that.
March 2022

Simps

It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane

twitchquotes: Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimaneā€™s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that itā€™s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.
twitch chat
May 2020
Pokimane

Simps

Iā€™ll be in Raniaā€™s chat from now on

twitchquotes: If you need me, Iā€™ll be in Raniaā€™s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And Iā€™ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said Iā€™m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a salty balding vegan.
twitch chat
August 2018
Kripp

Simps

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