[Copypasta] No name calling

I just had a conversation w a ๐Ÿ‚ that didnt resort to name calling... We just spoke our peace and wished ourselves good luck and now i dint know what to do with myself. I think im going to go back and call him a bitch.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kb0pf8/daily_discussion_thread_for_december_11_2020/gfdwdc0/
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Stimulus talks going well in 2946

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I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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Graham Stephen is stingy

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Is that insider trading?

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