I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
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Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police
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π’ ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!
π’ ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!
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My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itβs a job
my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heβs, βgot too much on his plate alreadyβ.
That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heβs doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnβt clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donβt know what to do.
Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
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Pwease put on some kawaii anime music
π· Would you pwease put on some kawaii anime music, perhaps puddi puddi in G Minor?Moishe from Hebrew School
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So you're going by Reckful now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Moishe from Hebrew School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in Torah class. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Ziva the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now according to the customs of HaShem. I make over 200k a year and am an accomplished Rabbi. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
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