[Copypasta] I've never even watched The Simpsons

I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
December 2020
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Hospitals

twitchquotes: If 700,000 people die in hospitals every year. Why don't we close down these hospitals and prevent those deaths? (぀ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)぀
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imaqtpie

2 wins 3 losses in promo placements PepeLaugh

twitchquotes: PepeLaugh πŸ‘‰ βœ… βœ… ❌ ❌ ❌
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February 2020

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Jumping Mario

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Only one cure to the memes

twitchquotes: there's only one cure to the memes FeelsGoodMan ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'\Μ΅Ν‡ΜΏΜΏ\ there's only one cure to the memes FeelsGoodMan ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'\Μ΅Ν‡ΜΏΜΏ\
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May 2016
imaqtpie

Hey Kripp this is Juan Castro from Mexico

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp this is Juan Castro from Mexico. Me Englando is ferry bad but i just wantet to zay zat i crossed the river in a rubber boot to Murica to become a pro player! One day i saw ur stream and i see how handsome and good u are. Dat day i decided i wanna become like u! Zo i killed my wife sold her, bought a rubber boat and now im here! Zank u for inspiring me! One day i become good player and pimp like u! or else rapist like unle Benni No coparoni peperoni pastarino plz!
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Kripp
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