[Copypasta] I've never even watched The Simpsons

I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
December 2020
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September 2021

Hey, Forsen Vladimir Putin here

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November 2014
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July 2020

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CNN reports on Reynad in Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: āžž;Âī āžŽāšķ ۝ āžŽāšķ āž― Attention twitch chat. CNN is reporting popular Hearthstone streamer Andrey "REYNAD" Yanyuk attempted to hang himself after a disappointing weekend of tournaments. Luckily he ran out of rope before he could finish the cowardly act. āžž;Âī āžŽāšķ ۝ āžŽāšķ āž―
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August 2014
Kripp
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