[Copypasta] I've never even watched The Simpsons

I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
December 2020
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I need a hyper improvement platform

twitchquotes: Micheal, in this brand new season full of unexpected challenges and adventures in the world that is solo q, what can I / We / YOUR VIEWERS use in order to maximise our game knowledge and as a result increase our chance of getting higher ranks, I need a hyper improvement platform man, hit me up!
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January 2015
imaqtpie

Mango Bay CoolCat

twitchquotes: CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat
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January 2017

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Ban one American, get the whole McDonald's

twitchquotes: OpieOP ban OpieOP one OpieOP american OpieOP and OpieOP you OpieOP get OpieOP the OpieOP whole OpieOP mcdonalds OpieOP
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April 2017

MODS

Ban X Get The Whole Y

EU vs NA

ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now ResidentSleeper I really want to fight this ResidentSleeper Wait that actually killed me? ResidentSleeper Holy shit I played that so bad ResidentSleeper
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April 2018
imaqtpie

Reynad would like Forsen to join Temple Storm

twitchquotes: Hi Foreskin, it's Reynard here. I want you to join my team Temple Storm. You are very salty and we like that. I will play you $500 American, more than a Swede makes in a lifetime. I will also be requiring your salt for my hair.
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November 2014
Forsen
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