I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
I used to be a real ad
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Minion Masters turned my life around
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I was sat in my car with the exhaust connected to the window, waiting to die, until I saw an ad on my phone for Minion Masters, at that moment I turned the engine off and decided to turn my life around. Now I have a 12 inch cock and 3 ferraris, and all it took was the $149.99 package (best value).
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I want to fuck a cheeseburger
I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney
Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney. Kiyoon can be heard screaming "its a third??” after losing the last hand. Only Raydiz and K3soju are left. Mort deals their cards. Soju smirks and says “alright, bet”. Ray, feeling confident, slides all his chips into the middle of the table “fuck it, we’re all in this round”. Soju confidently throws down his cards “3 aces, KEWK”. Ray laughs and reveals his winning hand “I have a straight flush, diamond 1 to diamond 5”
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This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation
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“This guy's vape is CRAZY!” 
“My vape can't win against a rip like that” "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" “He ripped the only vape that could beat me” "He ripped the perfect vapes" “There was nothing I could do” “I vaped that perfectly”
“My vape can't win against a rip like that” "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" “He ripped the only vape that could beat me” "He ripped the perfect vapes" “There was nothing I could do” “I vaped that perfectly”
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