I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
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Art of Conquest is the best!
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(sponsored viewer): Hey Kripp! I just saw your Youtube video about Art of Conquest! It looks like such an amazing free game with a lot of wonderful content and replayablility. I was wondering you were going to play Art of Conquest on stream for us tonight? It would be a privilege to watch such a skilled gamer with a positive attitude such as yourself play this mind-bogglingly complex game. Thanks Kripp, you're the best - just like Art of Conquest!
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Kripp
sellout
Tips n Tricks to feeding
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Hey Imaqtpie! I'm gonna be doing some volunteering next week at a Food Bank and was wondering if you could play a fatty Yasuo game to teach me the Tips n Tricks to feeding! Thanks in advance and God bless
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imaqtpie
League of Legends
Worst Matchup
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Worst Matchup: Warrior โ Shaman โ Priest โ Rogue โ Druid โ Warlock โ Hunter โ Mage โ Paladin โ
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Kripp
EMOJI TEST
Ripperoni Pepperoni dude
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โI'm just gonna shove this shit out โ *I'm pretty strong right now* โ *FUCK man* โ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* โ *I love it dude* โ *Epic nice dude* โ *Just gonna go shop* โ Did that really fucking hit me? โ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude โ.
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imaqtpie