I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
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In japan we don't say 'I love Star Wars' we say ไนไนใๅฐบๅ ไธๅฑฑๅฃไนๅฃ which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'I wanna fuck Ben Swolo' in japanese symbols.
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Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal
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Hi Kripp, video game journalist and decent human being here. Looking to get your thoughts on the disgusting response of entitled gamers to the Diablo Immortal reveal. On a scale from Hitler (least evil) to Straight White Male PC Gamer (most evil), how would you characterize those who criticize Blizzard? Hope to hear you are as unbiased as I am, thanks!
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Try being nicer when you say that Calvin
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Try being nicer when you say that Calvin so it comes across as constructive and less toxic that way you won't hurt anyone's feelings and everyone will be happy 
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