when i was like 12 my neighbor invited me over and we played a game called “doctor” basically he took his pants off got fully erect and asked me to examine it. don’t even remember what happened after that. anyways BFT to the moon
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Am I the asshole for dropping my 6 year old son at an orphanage for his inability to trade options?
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