Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
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There are only 20 monkaS left in this chat
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The unluckiest human ever
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BREAKING NEWS - Canadian scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual, a scraggly, foul-smelling, unkempt Canadian man, discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's card game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but my opponents just keep topdecking me!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
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Kripp
This guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!
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โ โThis guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!โ โ โMy appendix can't win against an appendicitis like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely that appendicitis to win" โ โHe topdecked the only appendicitis that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect infection" โ โThere was nothing I could doโ โ โI played that perfectly"
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Kripp
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
Listen to me, chat. You have a problem
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Listen to me, chat. You have a problem. We both know you're depressed, anxious, and unhealthy in general. You spend all day on Twitch enjoying games vicariously through others and spamming copypastas in chat. This has to stop. I'm asking you NOT to copy and paste this message, but go outside for a change. Get a new hobby. Make some friends. Turn over a new leaf. It's your only hope at this point.
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