[Copypasta] Tomato Town Police Report

The residents of Tomato Town need your help identifying two suspects who were about to get down while involved in an event on Monday evening. Ten people were eliminated, and the two suspects, one injured, left the scene headed Southbound and were later spotted at a local park. The two suspects were armed with golden scar ARs and were โ€œhitting that chug jugโ€ as several witnesses stated. Please alert local Tomato Town authorities with any information regarding the duo.
March 2021

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