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[Copypasta]i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant.
i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant.
1) push her (duh)
2) smoke her lineup position so she cant setup the lineup
3) molly her lineup position, as above
4) bodyblock the Snakebite (this one is hilarious)
5) Sage wall to bounce, as above
i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant.
1) push her (duh)
2) smoke her lineup position so she cant setup the lineup
3) molly her lineup position, as above
4) bodyblock the Snakebite (this one is hilarious)
5) Sage wall to bounce, as above
From Lothar: https://twitter.com/LotharHS/status/1385009724857409539
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